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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2009, 03:41:10 PM »
I just found out that I have Albert Pujols. 

You all are playing for second, suckers. 

Chuck Norris wears Albert Pujols pajamas. 
I would be willing to trade Ben Sheets for him...if the price is right.
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« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2009, 05:15:23 PM »
I just found out that I have Albert Pujols. 

You all are playing for second, suckers. 

Chuck Norris wears Albert Pujols pajamas. 

check your pitching staff.  it's teh suxxor.
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« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2009, 05:32:34 PM »
I just found out that I have Albert Pujols. 

You all are playing for second, suckers. 

Chuck Norris wears Albert Pujols pajamas. 

Yeah well I've got a big unit!

I mean Randy Johnson
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« Reply #103 on: March 27, 2009, 04:44:14 PM »
Yeah well I've got a big unit!

I mean Randy Johnson
Isn't he 90?
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« Reply #104 on: March 28, 2009, 11:57:30 AM »
Quick question:

It's probably because I fucked myself and let the draft happen automatically, but why in the blue fuck would the league give me a player that is not active?  A quick search shows that the kid is in the fucking minors.  Do you routinely waste roster space on a kid hoping that he'll get called up mid-season?
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« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2009, 12:45:51 PM »
Quick question:

It's probably because I fucked myself and let the draft happen automatically, but why in the blue fuck would the league give me a player that is not active?  A quick search shows that the kid is in the fucking minors.  Do you routinely waste roster space on a kid hoping that he'll get called up mid-season?

No.
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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2009, 12:58:22 PM »
No.

If you want the guy, just offer a trade.  No need to be coy.
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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #107 on: March 29, 2009, 01:54:45 PM »
Is there a reason we changed the playoff settings?
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« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2009, 12:00:46 AM »
Is there a reason we changed the playoff settings?
What changed?
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« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2009, 01:46:51 PM »
Is there a reason we changed the playoff settings?

I noticed that too.  I was waiting on an update from our esteemed commissioner.
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« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2009, 08:06:47 PM »
What changed?

Last Year: 6 teams made the playoffs. Top 2 seeds got a bye. 3 rounds total with the championship series being 2 weeks long.

This Year: 8 teams make the playoffs. Nobody gets a bye. 4 rounds total with the championship series only being one week.
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« Reply #111 on: March 31, 2009, 08:46:26 AM »
Last Year: 6 teams made the playoffs. Top 2 seeds got a bye. 3 rounds total with the championship series being 2 weeks long.

This Year: 8 teams make the playoffs. Nobody gets a bye. 4 rounds total with the championship series only being one week.
Awesome...now I only have to move up 4 spots from last year's performance to make the playoffs.
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« Reply #112 on: March 31, 2009, 09:43:45 AM »
I can change it back if you want, and I believe that I did offer an explanation. When we were talking about giving money to season winner and play off winner, I tried to get as many people as I could into the playoffs to have a shot at the money. Whatever you guys want to do is fine though, I just need to know before the season starts......which is Monday. GO CUBS!!! This year is the year (again).....
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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #113 on: March 31, 2009, 12:59:14 PM »
I really like the new setup as described by Aubie 16.  Nicely done, Commish.

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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #114 on: March 31, 2009, 03:42:55 PM »
I'm missing some money, you guys know who you are, lets get off your ass so I can pay out to the winners.
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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #115 on: March 31, 2009, 03:46:28 PM »
I'm missing some money, you guys know who you are, lets get off your ass so I can pay out to the winners 2 Balls 1 Bat.

I think we are set to play each other the first week.  I have already distributed steroids to all my players, so you better watch out.
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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #116 on: March 31, 2009, 04:26:06 PM »
I think we are set to play each other the first week.  I have already distributed steroids to all my players, so you better watch out.

I got Ogre first week. His team is stacked...I would squarely peg him as a clear favorite right now...
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Re: Official Fantasy Baseball Thread
« Reply #117 on: March 31, 2009, 05:01:35 PM »
I'm missing some money, you guys know who you are, lets get off your ass so I can pay out to the winners.

Damn, you already figured out who the winners are?  My money is on the way.
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« Reply #118 on: March 31, 2009, 05:30:53 PM »
I can change it back if you want, and I believe that I did offer an explanation. When we were talking about giving money to season winner and play off winner, I tried to get as many people as I could into the playoffs to have a shot at the money. Whatever you guys want to do is fine though, I just need to know before the season starts......which is Monday. GO CUBS!!! This year is the year (again).....

New way is cool by me. I just hadn't read about the change. It is more of a NFL/NBA set up this year rather than MLB.
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« Reply #119 on: March 31, 2009, 07:07:28 PM »
I got Ogre first week. His team is stacked...I would squarely peg him as a clear favorite right now...

Reverse Psychology?
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