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AWK · « **Reply #120 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:25:11 PM »

Who is disabled Vets? I am going to beat you like a ginger with a bowl cut...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #121 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:27:11 PM »

I'm calling my shot now...the Creatine Warriors will snag a playoff spot by late May.

Jumbo · « **Reply #122 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:22:38 AM »

I will lose my Yahoo password before the all-star break!

Thrilla · « **Reply #123 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:49:22 AM »

Got a Philly or a Brave? Then you better check your lineup. The fun starts this Sunday night, bitches!

For those that don't know about fantasy baseball...when "starting" a pitcher, make sure they have an arrow (looks like an upside down "v") by their name. This indicates they're starting on that day. They can accumulate stats if they are in the "SP" slot or "P" slot. Naturally, if they are on your bench and start, you ain't getting jack shit for it.

Good luck! (to me...if you're not me, then you've already lost, and I'm not just talking about baseball, but the game of life)

Aubie16 · « **Reply #124 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:12:13 PM »

Quote from: AWK on March 31, 2009, 07:25:11 PM

Who is disabled Vets? I am going to beat you like a ginger with a bowl cut...

I need another damn key again. I can't keep these names straight.

War Cubbies!!!-------------WarEagle!!!
Muffdivers------------------Ogre
Death Dealers--------------ssgaufan
nookie----------------------chinook
Aubie16s Lolygaggers------Aubie16
2 Balls 1 Bat----------------thrilla
Roid Rage------------------- AWK
nocryinginbaseball----------AUTailgating Rules
Widowmakers---------------Jumbo
Dirty Needles---------------wesfau2
Creatine Warriors ----------Buzz Killington
Disabled Vets---------------Pale Rider

Thrilla · « **Reply #125 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on April 04, 2009, 12:12:13 PM

I need another damn key again. I can't keep these names straight.

War Cubbies!!!-------------WarEagle!!!
Muffdivers------------------Ogre
Death Dealers--------------ssgaufan
nookie----------------------chinook
Aubie16s Lolygaggers------Aubie16
2 Balls 1 Bat----------------thrilla
Roid Rage------------------- AWK
nocryinginbaseball----------AUTailgating Rules
Widowmakers---------------Jumbo
Dirty Needles---------------wesfau2
Creatine Warriors ----------Buzz Killington
Disabled Vets---------------Pale Rider

If everyone was as uncreative as you and chinook, then it would be a whole lot easier.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #126 on:** April 05, 2009, 09:31:27 PM »

Who drafted Jordan Shaefer?

ssgaufan · « **Reply #127 on:** April 06, 2009, 09:12:06 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2009, 09:31:27 PM

Who drafted Jordan Shaefer?

You talking about that 14 year old playing for Atlanta?

Also, why didn't any of the stats show up from last night? McCann started the season off on the right foot for me with a two run shot.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #128 on:** April 06, 2009, 09:36:24 AM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 06, 2009, 09:12:06 AM

You talking about that 14 year old playing for Atlanta?

Also, why didn't any of the stats show up from last night? McCann started the season off on the right foot for me with a two run shot.

They showed up for me...BTW, you are ahead 6 to 1 now, because I had no Phillies and only Escobar and Anderson from the Bravos.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #129 on:** April 06, 2009, 10:30:07 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2009, 09:36:24 AM

They showed up for me...BTW, you are ahead 6 to 1 now, because I had no Phillies and only Escobar and Anderson from the Bravos.

I'll go check again. You didn't really miss any stats by not having any Phillies, maybe a few strike outs, but that's about it.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #130 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:17:09 AM »

Which of you fags picked up Curtis Granderson off waivers?

That is such bullshit. I haven't made one move all year while the rest of you have been trading players like they were Phillipino whores and my first waiver move gets denied because some faggot (who has probably made 18 transactions by this point) wants him also.

I hope Granderson goes 0 fer the season now.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #131 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:21:14 AM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on April 22, 2009, 09:17:09 AM

Which of you fags picked up Curtis Granderson off waivers?

That is such bullshit. I haven't made one move all year while the rest of you have been trading players like they were Phillipino whores and my first waiver move gets denied because some faggot (who has probably made 18 transactions by this point) wants him also.

I hope Granderson goes 0 fer the season now.

So, he hit two homers yesterday for NOBODY?
By the way...most of my guys are playing like Phillippino whores since last Monday. Sucking very much.

AWK · « **Reply #132 on:** April 22, 2009, 12:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2009, 09:21:14 AM

So, he hit two homers yesterday for NOBODY?
By the way...most of my guys are playing like Phillippino whores since last Monday. Sucking very much.

Jumbo and myself are tied.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #133 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:54:37 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on April 22, 2009, 09:17:09 AM

Which of you fags picked up Curtis Granderson off waivers?

That is such bullshit. I haven't made one move all year while the rest of you have been trading players like they were Phillipino whores and my first waiver move gets denied because some faggot (who has probably made 18 transactions by this point) wants him also.

I hope Granderson goes 0 fer the season now.

That was me...but I don't make many moves during the season. It was only my 2nd and I think I made less than 10 all of last year. Of course my team faded from the dominate 1st place team to 2nd at the end of the year and then 3rd in the playoffs. So maybe I should have made a few more.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #134 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:07:49 PM »

So it looks like Joe Mauer (May 1st) and A-Rod (May 15th) are both going to be back soon. I've been struggling to keep my head above water without those guys...but pretty soon...its ON bitches.

Jumbo · « **Reply #135 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:27:26 PM »

I dropped Granderson because he has sucked all year! Except last night

Thrilla · « **Reply #136 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:01:28 AM »

Fuck me. I'm getting my ass handed to me by a noob.

AWK · « **Reply #137 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 23, 2009, 11:01:28 AM

Fuck me. I'm getting my ass handed to me by a noob.

Fact, I think Wes has already forgotten he is in the league. On a side note, I am starting to get the hang of this.

Thrilla · « **Reply #138 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:07:20 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 23, 2009, 03:31:16 PM

Fact, I think Wes has already forgotten he is in the league. On a side note, I am starting to get the hang of this.

It's not so bad, is it? I'm finding my second year to be more enjoyable than my first year...from a management perspective, at least.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #139 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 23, 2009, 04:07:20 PM

It's not so bad, is it? I'm finding my second year to be more enjoyable than my first year...from a management perspective, at least.

Not me. My team is teh suck.

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