As the offseason doldrums are upon us, we have to do something to pass the time. That means it's time for an oldie but a goodie - the Four Word Game. It's simple - you simply type 4 words, and the next person types 4 more words, and you keep going. If you really need instructions on how to play, you are an idiot and should step away from the keyboard.
I'll start:
Mary Jane is not