Tony Franklin lands a gig

Ogre · « **on:** February 05, 2009, 06:01:51 PM »

Apparently Tony Franklin will be the new OC at MTSU. I know Kaos is thrilled for him.

Kaos · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:12:52 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:01:51 PM

Apparently Tony Franklin will be the new OC at MTSU. I know Kaos is thrilled for him.

I joined a MTSU message board today. Those poor fuckers.

Ogre · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:12:52 PM

I joined a MTSU message board today. Those poor fuckers.

Which one? I'd like to witness this.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:28:50 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:12:52 PM

I joined a MTSU message board today. Those poor fuckers.

Give em hell, maybe it will make you feel better

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:21:21 PM

Which one? I'd like to witness this.

It was a joke. I could though. Might be fun.

I figure I could get banned in two days max.

Ogre · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:53:44 PM

It was a joke. I could though. Might be fun.

I figure I could get banned in two days max.

Don't sell yourself short. I'd give you two hours.

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2009, 06:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:56:38 PM

Don't sell yourself short. I'd give you two hours.

So find me a board. I'm looking.

Shit. Nobody ever posts on their boards

Edit: Not worth the damn wait. Two days to be allowed on their shitting boards? Screw that.

boartitz · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:57:12 PM

So find me a board. I'm looking.

Shit. Nobody ever posts on their boards

You are a witty though some skewed dude.
There is a place if you could upgrade your IQ X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Or maybe more.

Kaos · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:03:44 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:02:43 PM

You are a witty though some skewed dude.
There is a place if you could upgrade your IQ X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Or maybe more.

Math isn't my best subject. But I am an expert at it.

boartitz · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:05:17 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:02:43 PM

You are a witty though some skewed dude.
There is a place if you could upgrade your IQ X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Or maybe more.

You're a big fish in a small pond. Mudhole actually.
Get real with your pecking order.

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:16:25 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:05:17 PM

You're a big fish in a small pond. Mudhole actually.
Get real with your pecking order.

I don't want to talk about your pecker. Plenty of others here to help you out with that.

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)

boartitz · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:16:25 PM

I don't want to talk about your pecker. Plenty of others here to help you out with that.

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)

I'm glad you don't want to talk about my pecker. I assumed you might have been interested. I am strictly hetero. Sorry to let you down.
\

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)
One man's creek is another man's river.

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:27:05 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:25:57 PM

I'm glad you don't want to talk about my pecker. I assumed you might have been interested. I am strictly hetero. Sorry to let you down.
\

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)
One man's creek is another man's river.

I don't want to talk about your creek or your river, either. Sounds "flowy" to me and I don't care to discuss flow.

boartitz · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:27:05 PM

I don't want to talk about your creek or your river, either. Sounds "flowy" to me and I don't care to discuss flow.

You may have a beaver damn clouding your status.

Kaos · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:42:14 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:29:04 PM

You may have a beaver damn clouding your status.

It's all pretty logical.

Flow reminds me of menustral flow.
The word menustral reminds me of minstrels.
Minstrels remind me of mimes.
Mimes remind me of Al Jolson -- a mime in negative.
Jolson reminds me that racism is frowned on here.
I don't want to violate the rules.

boartitz · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2009, 07:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:42:14 PM

It's all pretty logical.

Flow reminds me of menustral flow.
The word menustral reminds me of minstrels.
Minstrels remind me of mimes.
Mimes remind me of Al Jolson -- a mime in negative.
Jolson reminds me that racism is frowned on here.
I don't want to violate the rules.

You have a fear of black pussy. It all goes back to your inadaquencies.
If you can't impress a woman of color, you might as well pleasure yourself. Or find some trailer trash in Gadsen that believes you when you say that you will be their Sugar Daddy.

Kaos · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:01:05 PM »

Is white a color?

Oh BTW? Jolson is a dude. No puss on him. And you are talking about dicks again. That makes me uneasy. Stop thinking about my beautiful veiny weiner.

boartitz · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2009, 08:21:46 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 08:01:05 PM

Is white a color?

Oh BTW? Jolson is a dude. No puss on him. And you are talking about dicks again. That makes me uneasy. Stop thinking about my beautiful veiny weiner.

That was a very weak response. I expected better from you. I'm dissapointed. Never referred to Jolson as a chick. Never talked about dicks. Never thought twice about your 2" throbber.
I'll let you have a gimme.

CCTAU · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2009, 10:13:15 AM »

I think we'll see MTSU's offense start climbing the boards soon. For all of Franklin's flaws, he proved, if given control, he can create a successful offense.

AU's issues ran much deeper than Franklin.

Kaos · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2009, 10:15:36 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on February 06, 2009, 10:13:15 AM

I think we'll see MTSU's offense start climbing the boards soon. For all of Franklin's flaws, he proved, if given control, he can create a successful offense.

AU's issues ran much deeper than Franklin.

And I say no, no he never proved any such thing. He proved he could make money selling snake oil to high school coaches. That doesn't make him a doctor.