Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:04:59 PM »

Once ESPNU gave him the go, he looked at the Texas hat...

Said.."This had ain't got no swagga"....

Pulled a gym bag out from under the table and placed it on top of the Texas Hat...

He looks at his mother/ assistant to unzip this bag....

She fights with it and between the two of them, they open it....

Inside, a white garbage bag tied is wrestled and untwisted....

Inside the white garbage bag, a red giftbox is removed and placed at Dre's place at the table...

He takes the top off the box, finds no dick in a box.....

Takes out a black shoe bag....

Looks at the cameras, and crowd and asks.."Are you all ready for this"....

Takes a deep breath and wrestles the hat from the shoebag...

Wammo...he's a bammer.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:06:50 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 04, 2009, 04:04:59 PM

Once ESPNU gave him the go, he looked at the Texas hat...

Said.."This had ain't got no swagga"....

Pulled a gym bag out from under the table and placed it on top of the Texas Hat...

He looks at his mother/ assistant to unzip this bag....

She fights with it and between the two of them, they open it....

Inside, a white garbage bag tied is wrestled and untwisted....

Inside the white garbage bag, a red giftbox is removed and placed at Dre's place at the table...

He takes the top off the box, finds no dick in a box.....

Takes out a black shoe bag....

Looks at the cameras, and crowd and asks.."Are you all ready for this"....

Takes a deep breath and wrestles the hat from the shoebag...

Wammo...he's a bammer.

Well, fuck him.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:08:12 PM »

Look at me...me...me...look at me. Are you looking? Me! Look at me. Okay ready? Now, look at me. Look at me. Alright, look away for a second...okay, now look at me again...look at me....

Godfather · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:12:20 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 04, 2009, 03:45:44 PM

Looks like it is an Alabama hat. Sure as shit looked like a Braves hat. I think you can see why, and in the dark room, it didn't look black and red. I was wrong.

WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.

The Prowler · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 04, 2009, 04:08:12 PM

Look at me...me...me...look at me. Are you looking? Me! Look at me. Okay ready? Now, look at me. Look at me. Alright, look away for a second...okay, now look at me again...look at me....okay, now look away...aight, y'all ready?....look at me....Wammo, I'm going to the Atlanta Braves.

FTFY

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:14:33 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 04, 2009, 04:12:20 PM

WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.

Sorry, but the first thing I thought was that momma's ecstatic because she knows the Lowe's truck will be at her house in a matter of hours.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 04, 2009, 04:12:20 PM

WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.

Who else seen the leprechaun say "YEAH!"!!!

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:21:58 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 04, 2009, 04:12:20 PM

WOW ...no other comment for that pic. I could say stuff but I would break my own rule.

Race Baiter

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:23:48 PM »

You people are pathetic. Whenever a top recruit signs with Bama, it has to be because they were paid off, doesn't it? It couldn't be because bama is THE premier up and coming program in college football and Nick Saban is a mini-god that everyone wants to be like. It couldn't be because it's every young boys dream to run through the tunnel at Bryant Denney after fondling the crotch on the statue of the Bear. It couldn't be because of the weekly blow jobs promised by me...uuumm young Bama coeds, could it. No, according to you guys, they're all paid off. Brilliant.

Signed,

runswithrecruitcockinasscheeks

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:26:26 PM »

He should be here any minute to call me out again specifically just to "call it" and say what a disaster our class is.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:34:48 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 04, 2009, 04:26:26 PM

He should be here any minute to call me out again specifically just to "call it" and say what a disaster our class is.

Depends on if he is working second or graveyard at the tin cans and string dispatch center...

Thrilla · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:37:36 PM »

The crimson turds love teh cock, as evidenced by the small phallic peni they place on top of their "A" so that it's not confused with the Braves hat. Also of note is the way the "A" is crossed...it's opposite on the hats.

vs

And so ends Thrilla's class on how a Braves hat differs from the shittiest hat one could put on their head.

Godfather · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:44:20 PM »

I thought the little swoop at the A was symbolic of the hairstyle that all alabama students seem to have.

the defense rests your honor.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:53:11 PM »

Ah yes, the good ol' fashion "Kentucky Waterfall". Very nice.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #34 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:04:52 PM »

Dis any of our signees pull the "look at me" hat trick?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2009, 06:43:34 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 04, 2009, 04:04:59 PM

Inside the white garbage bag, a red giftbox is removed and placed at Dre's place at the table...

He takes the top off the box, finds no dick in a box.....

I see a fark coming...

Thrilla · « **Reply #36 on:** February 04, 2009, 06:45:13 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 04, 2009, 05:04:52 PM

Dis any of our signees pull the "look at me" hat trick?

Still waiting for the answer here...

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 04, 2009, 07:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on February 04, 2009, 06:45:13 PM

Still waiting for the answer here...

Emory Blake is the only one that did a "hat trick", but I didn't see it to tell anyone how much of a circus act it actually was.

The Prowler · « **Reply #38 on:** February 04, 2009, 08:33:09 PM »

I'm not sure if any player has put on the "Look at me" hat trick that Dre did, I think they should have a 5 second Time limit...If they don't put a hat on, within 5 seconds, the mic and the cameras turn off. But, I did think Bobby Massie's "hat trick" was fuckin hilarious. He picked the uat hat and acted like he was going to put it on, then he threw it down and put on the Old Mrs hat. Genius

Jumbo · « **Reply #39 on:** February 04, 2009, 08:36:08 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 04, 2009, 08:33:09 PM

I'm not sure if any player has put on the "Look at me" hat trick that Dre did, I think they should have a 5 second Time limit...If they don't put a hat on, within 5 seconds, the mic and the cameras turn off. But, I did think Bobby Massie's "hat trick" was fuckin hilarious. He picked the uat hat and acted like he was going to put it on, then he threw it down and put on the Old Mrs hat. Genius

Dat hat had no swagga'