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Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« on: February 04, 2009, 03:08:31 PM »
The Atlanta Braves!!!!!!!!   :blink: :blink: :blink:

Pulled it out from under the table...a bat...another bag, another box...another bat...  Fuck...  hahaha..

Perfect... Pulls out an Atlanta Braves Hat.  :rofl:
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 03:09:30 PM »
I'm not sure I get it.

He's playing baseball instead of college football?
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 03:11:14 PM »
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 03:12:05 PM »
So, is Dre and KK going to be healthy to play next year?  I've heard that both had surgery, I think Dre had shoulder surgery...not sure about KK.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2009, 03:12:37 PM »
I'm not sure I get it.

He's playing baseball instead of college football?

He pulled an Atlanta Braves hat as if it was an Alabama hat.  Put it on and said Roll Tide!  He's playing football, just put the wrong hat on....  and it was 5 level secured in different hats and boxes... fucking ridiculous...
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 03:33:35 PM »
He pulled an Atlanta Braves hat as if it was an Alabama hat.  Put it on and said Roll Tide!  He's playing football, just put the wrong hat on....  and it was 5 level secured in different hats and boxes... fucking ridiculous...


Are you sure it was a Braves hat?  The "A" is very similar, but bama has an extra bit of flair on top of the "A".
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 03:34:33 PM »

Are you sure it was a Braves hat?  The "A" is very similar, but bama has an extra bit of flair on top of the "A".

It was a Blue and Red Atlanta Braves New Era Baseball Cap with the New Era flag on the side and everything.  There is no doubt.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 03:35:05 PM »
It was a Blue and Red Atlanta Braves New Era Baseball Cap with the New Era flag on the side and everything.  There is no doubt.

OK.  The kid's a dumbass, then.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2009, 03:38:52 PM »
Kirrkpatrick just tol Finebaum the main reason for picking Bammer was his son.  Paul asks him how old his son is and Dre said 2.  Paul then says hmm thats interesting.

So this kid had a kid at the ripe old age of 16.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2009, 03:39:39 PM »
Some people are insisting that it was a BLACK and red hat with the new era logo.  Good lord.  I'll see if I can find a good pic of it.  If I'm wrong (along with a boat load of other people), I'll call it as it is...
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2009, 03:40:00 PM »
Kirrkpatrick just tol Finebaum the main reason for picking Bammer was his son. 

Uh...how does that work?

Bama offering to help pay for diapers and shit?
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 03:40:45 PM »
He also said Alabama would help him with the transaction into college life.  Freudian slip?
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2009, 03:43:38 PM »
He also said Alabama would help him with the transaction into college life.  Freudian slip?

Good stuff!
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2009, 03:45:44 PM »


Looks like it is an Alabama hat.  Sure as shit looked like a Braves hat.  I think you can see why, and in the dark room, it didn't look black and red.  I was wrong.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2009, 03:51:52 PM »
Okay, on the having a kid at 16 thing....the mother was how old when he knocked her up? 
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2009, 03:52:26 PM »
Looks like momma just got a new kitchen.   :clap:
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2009, 03:52:43 PM »


Looks like it is an Alabama hat.  Sure as shit looked like a Braves hat.  I think you can see why, and in the dark room, it didn't look black and red.  I was wrong.

Look how happy all his peeps are about that new kitchen.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2009, 03:54:19 PM »


Looks like he is on the ecstasy with those grouper eyes of his.
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2009, 03:57:05 PM »
Y'all should have seen him go through the different bags and boxes to finally dig that fucker out....  it took 5 minutes to do what we all knew he was going to do anyway.   
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Re: Dre Kirkpatrick Signing w/
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2009, 04:00:08 PM »
I know these kids are enjoying the attention and the limelight, but damn I've always hated the little hat trick show they think is so cool.  I don't care if it's a Bammie or Auburn player, it's just dumb as hell.
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