This Just In: The Spears Family Is Full Of Whores

[AUChizad]

http://www.egossip.com/celebrity/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnant-oops-she-pulled-britney-4230

She's the star of the Nickelodeon show Zoey 101.

Funny shit.

[Sweetwater 420]

Wonder if the Loca DA will press Statutory Rape charges. 
16 will get you 20

[Saniflush]

Wonder if the Loca DA will press Statutory Rape charges. 
16 will get you 20

Not in GA. 

Giggidy

[NobleRabbit]

I wonder how Mama Spears's parenting book will do?

[Ogre]

 

(When she turns 18, of course)

[Lurking Tiger]

(When she turns 18, of course)

She already looks like she is 30. By the time she makes it to 18, you won't want her anymore.



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[Buzz Killington]

I wonder how Mama Spears's parenting book will do?

Lynne Spears's Parenting Book 'Delayed Indefinitely'
TUESDAY DECEMBER 18, 2007 10:15 PM EST
By Marisa Laudadio
Lynne Spears
PHOTO BY: CHRIS POLK / FILMMAGIC

Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.

"The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold last week, says the rep. On Tuesday, news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend's child.

Publishers' Weekly described the book as "Lynne Spears's personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement.

"We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that," says the spokeswoman.

[Thrilla]

He Man's spunk swims true.

[AUChizad]

He Man's spunk swims true.

Yeah, I was just about to note that lil Jamie Lynne is the subject of a money shot in Hugh Jass's avatar.

[AWK]

She is 16, but she looks 30.  This is Howard's wet dream come true.

[Buzz Killington]

He Man's spunk swims true.

It's the shits.  All the way from her lips to...well, her lips.

[johnwegl]

You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana out of the girl.

I say "Congrats for making this long before getting knocked up!"