Grade Chiz and the new staff on this recruiting class

[ggraf71]

Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.

[Kaos]

I would guess that Kaos or greasy dick voted for the fucking F.

Based on what? 

That I think hiring Chiz was stupid? 

I didn't vote F, BTW and I don't know who did. 

[Iwannaplay]

I voted a C only because according to rivals you finished 8th in the SEC and that is who your competition is, but nationally you guys did a great job and exceeded expectations.

[ssgaufan]

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.

Thanks for the laugh.  That's some  shit.

[ssgaufan]

Based on what? 

That I think hiring Chiz was stupid? 

I didn't vote F, BTW and I don't know who did. 

Based on the fact that I felt like being an asshole, and calling the two most negative posters out.  That's all.

[Snaggletiger]

Thanks for the laugh.  That's some  shit.

I don't get it.  It sounds like she was genuinely appreciative.  Whenever I hear that it makes me feel...


Wait, he was making fun of small penis' wasn't he.  Curses, didn't see that one coming.

[Kaos]

Based on the fact that I felt like being an asshole, and calling the two most negative posters out.  That's all.

Negative.  

There's that word again.  It's the same as "hate."  It's completely misused.  

You're using it in the same context that queers do.  When you are against some queer agenda, they brand you as "hating" homo sex so they can then dismiss your opinion (no matter how valid) as the product of bigotry and ignorance.  

Saying "oh, Kaos is just being negative" is a convenient way to avoid whatever truth and honesty there might be in the position I hold.  

Is it negative to point out the realities in a situation and not jump on the rainbow express?  

I'm really not as negative as I probably appear to be here, but jeez marie, somebody has to offer something to counter the absurdly irrational Hail Chizik ejaculations that some folks spray around here like Ron Jeremy on Levitra.  

[AUTiger1]

I will wait until Oku decides what he wants to do before I will give my grade.  If this staff had been here for a year or longer, I would have to rate it a B-.  Considering the fact that they truly only had just a little over a month, I will be kind and give them a B+.  If Oku signs I could give them an A-. 

Not getting Phillips was a big minus for this staff, I don't know who in the hell FSU does it, but they always finish strong.  Overall I am very pleased with what they have accomplished in a short amount of time.  Blake, Egaue, Benton, Rollison, Aycock, Paige, Lanier, Gulley, Bates, Jackson and Mosley didn't even have offers from us until this staff arived. I can't remember if Travis, Sullen, and Washington did.  I dont' think we would have got any of those three with the old staff, I think Travis would have went to MSU, Washington to Ole Miss and Sullen somewhere else. 

We did lose Atchison, Robinson, Cotton, Heavens, Kenney, Conner, and Perkins that I can think of off the top of my head.  Robinson wouldn't even entertain a visit from the new staff, Cotton, well I think we all got tired of his daddy, Atchison, we tried but didn't make it, Kenny, I don't think we would have commited anyways, he was a Franklin recruit, Heavens needed somewhere to go where admissions weren't as tough, Conner and Perkins we kinda backed off of for some reason, but they still had offers.  Such is life as a recruiter, you win some you lose some.  Out of that bunch, I think the trade offs were way in our favor.  The one that hurts is Robinson and he wasn't even willing to let the new staff come visit him, he was a xCTT man all the way.

Once again, overall, I was pleased with the effort of this staff.

[ssgaufan]

Negative.  

There's that word again.  It's the same as "hate."  It's completely misused.  

You're using it in the same context that queers do.  When you are against some queer agenda, they brand you as "hating" homo sex so they can then dismiss your opinion (no matter how valid) as the product of bigotry and ignorance.  

Saying "oh, Kaos is just being negative" is a convenient way to avoid whatever truth and honesty there might be in the position I hold.  

Is it negative to point out the realities in a situation and not jump on the rainbow express?  

I'm really not as negative as I probably appear to be here, but jeez marie, somebody has to offer something to counter the absurdly irrational Hail Chizik ejaculations that some folks spray around here like Ron Jeremy on Levitra.  

That's why I said I felt like being an asshole.  I do understand that you have a different opinion, and that's fine with me.  If it wasn't for having different opinions then this board would just be all teddy bears and kisses. 

How can you relate something that I said to being queer, when you are talking about Ron Jeremy and ejaculations? 

[Kaos]

That's why I said I felt like being an asshole.  I do understand that you have a different opinion, and that's fine with me.  If it wasn't for having different opinions then this board would just be all teddy bears and kisses. 

How can you relate something that I said to being queer, when you are talking about Ron Jeremy and ejaculations? 

Because every time I read some of the glowing posts like "WE JUST GOT CLINT MOSELEY!! WDE, FUCK YEAAAAHHH, BOYEEEE!!!"  my mind envisions some poor bastard spooging all over his computer. 

BTW?  Ron Jeremy isn't queer.  In case you were wondering. 

[ssgaufan]

Because every time I read some of the glowing posts like "WE JUST GOT CLINT MOSELEY!! WDE, FUCK YEAAAAHHH, BOYEEEE!!!"  my mind envisions some poor bastard spooging all over his computer. 

BTW?  Ron Jeremy isn't queer.  In case you were wondering.  

Wasn't saying that he was.  I was saying that for you to have him, and ejaculation on your mind, might put you on that side of the fence.

[Snaggletiger]

Wasn't saying that he was.  I was saying that for you to have him, and ejaculation on your mind, might put you on that side of the fence.

He's got a point there.

[Kaos]

He's got a point there.

I'm sorry.  I have a twisted mind. 

In my imagination yesterday, I could see some people around here, let's just call him Chowler*,  rubbing it raw every time a recruit's name was mentioned and spattering their screens with spooge. 

* "Although inspired in part by a true incident, the following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event."

[AUChizad]

 

[Greaseyweasel]

I gave it a B.  I am pleased with the group we've signed, but there's always room for improvement.  Next year I'm look for an A type class.

I would guess that Kaos or greasy dick voted for the fucking F.

Not me. the recruits are mostly alright. Had this been a poll about the dumb fuck posing as a coach I would have given him an F-.
But I gave the recruits a "C". I want to see how they perform for the chizpanzee's replacement before I make my mind up.

[Saniflush]

Not me. the recruits are mostly alright. Had this been a poll about the dumb fuck posing as a coach I would have given him an F-.
But I gave the recruits a "C". I want to see how they perform for the chizpanzee's replacement before I make my mind up.

So Tuberville was a chimpanzee?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

So Tuberville was a chimpanzee?

No.  Greasy was referring to his earlier prediction that "chimpanzee", or Chizik, wouldn't make it through the season.  So, the replacement is a coach yet to be named.

[Godfather]

Wasn't saying that he was.  I was saying that for you to have him, and ejaculation on your mind, might put you on that side of the fence.

I don't think his previous quotes put him on that side of the line of course these...

In my imagination yesterday, I could see some people around here, let's just call him Chowler*,  rubbing it raw every time a recruit's name was mentioned and spattering their screens with spooge. 

my mind envisions some poor bastard spooging all over his computer. 

...make him a full on