No matter what happens tomorrow...

Birmingham · « **on:** February 03, 2009, 04:24:40 PM »

I hope you guys have a nice day. HA, you thought I was gonna tell you to go suck a cock, didn't ya?

Okay, go suck a cock.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:52:19 PM »

Gotta love the honesty. I hope a moose penis finds it's way to your tonsils.

The Prowler · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2009, 05:02:04 PM »

I've got a feeling that uat's day will be really good, maybe not as great as some are expecting, but really good none the less....It'll still be in the Top 5 to Top 10.

I feel that Auburn's day will be pretty good, Really good if you consider the amount of time that the coaches had to recruit for Auburn.....It'll probably be in the Top 15 to Top 20.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2009, 05:13:43 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 03, 2009, 05:02:04 PM

if you consider the amount of time that the coaches had to recruit for Auburn.....

I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2009, 05:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 05:13:43 PM

I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.

That ready made excuse gets us at least as highly ranked class as what the old staff, that was in place for 10 years, delivered last year.

Any way you slice it, it looks like the dumb ass is going to deliver a top 20 class.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2009, 05:20:23 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 04:52:19 PM

Gotta love the honesty. I hope a moose penis with chlamydia finds it's way to your tonsils.

FTFY

The Prowler · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2009, 05:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 05:13:43 PM

I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.

There's no excuse, dumbass. It is what it is, and that's the simple truth, no matter how you see it.

Birmingham · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:02:15 PM »

Saban took over at the beginning of January and hauled in the #11 class in the country. Not bad. I think it's clear that he is bear bryant. I'm going to go get the goal post touched up on my back while I bang the two crimson twins. Oh yeah, Rammer Hammer Jammer.

(yes I started drinking early)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on February 03, 2009, 06:02:15 PM

while I bang the two crimson twins. Oh yeah, Rammer Hammer Jammer. (yes I started drinking early)

That gives you even better odds of getting chlamydia (or worse) than the moose penis.

chinook · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:16:42 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on February 03, 2009, 06:02:15 PM

(yes I started drinking early)

moose aren't the most beautiful creatures in the world. whatever helps your cause.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:17:35 PM »

A moose once bit my sister.

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:18:07 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 06:17:35 PM

A moose once bit my sister.

Your sister had the clap?

Thrilla · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:20:04 PM »

Why do you guys hate styling foam?

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:21:12 PM »

If your fantasy is banging those nasty crimson twins, i feel very sorry for you. You might as well butt fuck the Rammer Lammer guy.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:25:38 PM »

Quote from: AWK on February 03, 2009, 06:18:07 PM

Your sister had the clap?

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

The Prowler · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:28:41 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 06:25:38 PM

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

I just got a headache, trying to understand what you wrote. I think the slashed o threw me off, or maybe I'm just missing the inside joke.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:40:20 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 03, 2009, 06:28:41 PM

I just got a headache, trying to understand what you wrote. I think the slashed o threw me off, or maybe I'm just missing the inside joke.

It is called humor... on an intelligent level. Go sit in a dark room chowder allow your mind to return to blank. You'll feel better soon.
Here is a photo from your childhood to help you feel better.

The Prowler · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:51:17 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyfaggot on February 03, 2009, 06:40:20 PM

It is called humor... on an intelligent level. Go sit in a dark room chowder allow your mind to return to blank. You'll feel better soon.
Here is a photo from your childhood to help you feel better.

How about this, inbred, why don't you tell me how the fuck it's considered humor...on an intelligent level. This should be interesting, make sure to have your fuck buddy, Kaos, type it up for you.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:04:54 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 03, 2009, 06:51:17 PM

How about this, inbred, why don't you tell me how the fuck it's considered humor...on an intelligent level. This should be interesting, make sure to have your fuck buddy, Kaos, type it up for you.

I wish greasey was as funny as he thought he was. It would make for a more entertaining board.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 06:25:38 PM

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Will you travel to Sweden for a Holiday?