Sticks Music Festival

[Saniflush]

My dislike of the genre extends to the fanbase.

You sir have not spent enough time in Nashville to offset this thinking.  Tootsie's is tits!

[wesfau2]

You sir have not spent enough time in Nashville to offset this thinking.  Tootsie's is tits!

The only quality time I spent in Nashville was at a BYOB titty flop.  The rest of that town can choke on its bolo ties and faux accents.

[ssgaufan]

You sir have not spent enough time in Nashville to offset this thinking.  Tootsie's is tits!

 :thumbsup:

I also know that if you get kicked out of ONE bar on that strip for fighting, you are kicked out of ALL of the bars on that strip.

[Thrilla]

This is Brad's neck of the woods. I'm sure he's got some killer connections and there's no doubt some back stage passes would be part of the deal.  That's the way Brad rolls. 

Brad?

Just so happens I'm from the same neck.  Missed BamaJam last year and will miss it again this year.  I'm gonna let them work out all the kinks before I attend one.  Rumor has it that it was quite "Woodstock-ish" last year, in terms of people, port-a-potties, and general debauchery.  Is that good or bad?  I don't know.

However, that guy Brad...he'll hook you up...he utilized his backstage pass last year to do lines off of Daryl Worley's lower abdomin.

[Snaggletiger]

Just so happens I'm from the same neck.  Missed BamaJam last year and will miss it again this year.  I'm gonna let them work out all the kinks before I attend one.  Rumor has it that it was quite "Woodstock-ish" last year, in terms of people, port-a-potties, and general debauchery.  Is that good or bad?  I don't know.

However, that guy Brad...he'll hook you up...he utilized his backstage pass last year to do lines off of Daryl Worley's lower abdomin.

He could have gone to his furniture store to do that in the back room for much less.

[CCTAU]

You used "kicks ass" and "good songs" in reference to country music.  

At the very least that deserves time in the penalty box with the sound system cranking Tool's  "Schism"  the entire Ozzy and Metallica catalogs with some Van Halen, Led Zep and AC/DC interludes.

See. You named all the groups that were creative way back ( And I listen to all of them). There are very few NEW music acts that are creative today. The fact that country music usually tells a story, allows the artists to introduce creative ways to sing said songs. Some of it is the same ole, same ole. But more creative songs are coming out of country music than any other genre today.

[Saniflush]

See. You named all the groups that were creative way back ( And I listen to all of them). There are very few NEW music acts that are creative today. The fact that country music usually tells a story, allows the artists to introduce creative ways to sing said songs. Some of it is the same ole, same ole. But more creative songs are coming out of country music than any other genre today.

You know what else the country music scene is puttin' out more of?




Hot poonani.

[wesfau2]

But more creative songs are coming out of country music than any other genre today.

That is completely subjective and impossible to prove.

New country music is mostly Top 40's pop with a uniformly awful accent.

[Saniflush]

That is completely subjective and impossible to prove.

New country music is mostly Top 40's pop with a uniformly awful accent.

but hot poonani, and let's be honest.  Do you really care if the bitch can sing?

[wesfau2]

but hot poonani, and let's be honest.  Do you really care if the bitch can sing?

The wailing of tawdry trailerpark tales makes me ill.

[Saniflush]

The wailing of tawdry trailerpark tales makes me ill.

Remind me to not waste my time getting you to go to Nashville next time I decide to rip that city a new one.

[wesfau2]

Remind me to not waste my time getting you to go to Nashville next time I decide to rip that city a new one.

I'm in as long as we're not going to:

1) Watch a "new" country music concert/festival/musical performance of any kind;
2) Refrain in any way from inflicting our usual brand of damage on that town; and
3) Going to skip the titty flops.

[Kaos]

That is completely subjective and impossible to prove.

New country music is mostly Top 40's pop with a uniformly awful accent.

And a big ass hat.  No cattle in sight.

[wesfau2]

And a big ass hat.  No cattle in sight.

I'm beginning to wonder if you have a cow fetish.

It's ok.  You can admit it to us.

Fly your freak flag, K.

[Kaos]

I'm beginning to wonder if you have a cow fetish.

It's ok.  You can admit it to us.

Fly your freak flag, K.

This one time at 4H camp....

[Snaggletiger]

Faith Hill made it move last night.

[AUChizad]

See. You named all the groups that were creative way back ( And I listen to all of them). There are very few NEW music acts that are creative today. The fact that country music usually tells a story, allows the artists to introduce creative ways to sing said songs. Some of it is the same ole, same ole. But more creative songs are coming out of country music than any other genre today.

I could not disagree with you more.

Country is the one genre that has gone to complete shit over the last 30 years.

Rap's working on it at a much more rapid pace of the last 10 years, but there are still a few decent acts out there.

As far as country released this century goes, Hank III, Avett Brothers, Drag The River, Shooter Jennings, and Old Crow Medicine Show are pretty much the only acts worth half a shit.

[Saniflush]

I'm in as long as we're not going to:

1) Watch a "new" country music concert/festival/musical performance of any kind;

Well you are gonna hear some of it but it will be closer to Molly Hatchet rather than Merle Haggard.

2) Refrain in any way from inflicting our usual brand of damage on that town; and

  As if I would refrain no matter where it is

3) Going to skip the titty flops.

Now you are just hurting my feelings with the lack of faith