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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2009, 02:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 02, 2009, 02:23:12 PM
Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 

Big glass of Welchs Grape Juice -- fresh from concentrate -- and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Good days. 

Didn't The Fall Guy and The Muppet Show fall in there somewhere or was that on Friday nights?
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2009, 02:51:40 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on February 02, 2009, 02:46:48 PM
  I thought for sure that the booze would have killed my brain by now.



Might I suggest taking up the Lord's herb to pick up where the malted barley and hops falter?
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2009, 03:18:18 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
Yes - I always wanted to be one of those kids that clogged, with the fancy dresses with all the ruffles.

Saturday night routine never varied. 

Remember that guy who ballroom danced on the LWS that was a former Mouseketeer?  He had huge teeth when he plastered that fake smile all over his face as he danced.  Donny?  Danny?  Something like that.

Oh -and I remember all of those shows and I am not 40 either.


Quote from: Kaos on February 02, 2009, 02:23:12 PM
Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 

Big glass of Welchs Grape Juice -- fresh from concentrate -- and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Good days. 

I don't recall the Mouse-keteer ballroom dancer, Tiger Wench.


But, I do recall that Myron Floren (on the Lawrence Welk Show) was ALWAYS the favorite of my Grandparents (hell, I even enjoyed his accordion/polka music even as a kid).  I remember my Grandma dancing every time he played.

Good days indeed.  Good memories too.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2009, 05:09:07 PM »
Of course, during Wonderful World of Disney, you got those Purina Dog Chow commercials. 

Fell in love with the Tonight Show as I got older, but as a kid, that intro music meant I was off to bed.  I hated that show while I was growing up.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2009, 06:11:44 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on February 02, 2009, 02:50:56 PM
Didn't The Fall Guy and The Muppet Show fall in there somewhere or was that on Friday nights?

I think you're right about those being Friday night shows...I can't recall for certain...obviously the adult beverages and cigars I've enjoyed have burnt that part of my brain.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2009, 11:46:40 PM »
Found it:

Bobby Burgess was the featured dancer on THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW from 1961-83.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #46 on: February 03, 2009, 11:11:18 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 02, 2009, 02:23:12 PM
Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 
Followed by Adam 12 at 7 and Emergency at 7:30.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #47 on: February 03, 2009, 11:39:19 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 03, 2009, 11:11:18 AM
Followed by Adam 12 at 7 and Emergency at 7:30.

I wanted to be Randolph Mantooth.  Before I wanted to be Sonny Crockett, that is.  And before I wanted to be Tony Soprano. 
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #48 on: February 03, 2009, 12:04:43 PM »
I had an Emergency Squad 51 lunch box.  Jealous??

My dad was a cop, so we watched Adam12, Baretta, Columbo - all the cop shows.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #49 on: February 03, 2009, 12:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 12:04:43 PM
I had an Emergency Squad 51 lunch box.  Jealous??

My dad was a cop, so we watched Adam12, Baretta, Columbo - all the cop shows.

Baretta!  Awesome. 
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #50 on: February 03, 2009, 12:20:46 PM »


If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2009, 12:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 12:20:46 PM

If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.

Your "rested case" in the other thread is a "do not embed" and the vid doesn't work.  Consider revising. 
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #52 on: February 03, 2009, 01:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 12:49:18 PM
Your "rested case" in the other thread is a "do not embed" and the vid doesn't work.  Consider revising. 

I saw that.  Click twice to make it nice.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #53 on: February 03, 2009, 04:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 12:20:46 PM
If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.
Forgot about that one - I LOVED the fast hipped hula girl in the opening...
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #54 on: February 03, 2009, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 12:20:46 PM

If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Forgot about that one - I LOVED the fast hipped hula girl in the opening...

Best TV show theme ever in my opinion.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #55 on: February 03, 2009, 09:13:36 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on February 03, 2009, 04:11:58 PM
Best TV show theme ever in my opinion.

Te hula girl was the tits was replaced by the opeing to Miami Vice years later, when the opening had the girls coconuts bouncing to the beat.
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Re: Stupid bitches
« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2009, 09:20:44 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 03, 2009, 09:13:36 PM
Te hula girl was the tits was replaced by the opeing to Miami Vice years later, when the opening had the girls coconuts bouncing to the beat.

Well...true dat.   :tits:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson
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