Oooh...the red x gets another victim. Keep those on your phone as proof of your adventures.
I would have footed the bill for a bail bondsman like I had to do back in my college years (thanks Thrilla, you piece of shit).
Just because I made it home without getting arrested (and unaware of your whereabouts) and passed out oblivious to all sounds (including cell phone rings) still does not make me responsible for your shenanigans that night. You are the one who decided to water the grass, you know.