What's next for Saban? Finding Hoffa?

[Kaos]

Is there anything Nick Saban can't do?  Or, more precisely, is there anything the bowing and scraping cocksucking media in this state won't rush to praise him for doing?

Three different headlines for three different articles on al.com today gush about Nick's power over basketball. 

Here's one: 

http://www.al.com/alabamabasketball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/123347975858130.xml&coll=2

All it took was a pep talk from Alabama football coach Nick Saban for the basketball team to earn a win

[The Prowler]

Anything that they can do, to help in recruiting, they'd gladly do it.

[tiger88]

Yip-ee. They beat the other team that just fired their coach too by 5 on their home floor.

[Kaos]

Yip-ee. They beat the other team that just fired their coach too by 5 on their home floor.

All because of Saban. 

I heard he's at work in his laboratory right now developing new schemes and processes. 

In the coming weeks you'll see him lay hands on Lindsay Lohan and revive her acting career. He's going scream vulgarities at the economy until it rights itself.  He's going to take command of the army and using only the power of Sarah Jessica Parker's arm to lob grenades, blow up all of Iraq so the troops can come home.  Bricks of his shit will be used to build an impenetrable wall between the US and Mexico. 

And he'll do all this while dry humping every big name recruit in the south and convincing them they like it.

He's already perfected a method to raise people from the dead, but is keeping that under wraps.  He doesn't want the Bama fanbase to find out and force him to resurrect Bryant. Doesn't need the competition.

[boartitz]

All because of Saban. 

I heard he's at work in his laboratory right now developing new schemes and processes. 

In the coming weeks you'll see him lay hands on Lindsay Lohan and revive her acting career. He's going scream vulgarities at the economy until it rights itself.  He's going to take command of the army and using only the power of Sarah Jessica Parker's arm to lob grenades, blow up all of Iraq so the troops can come home.  Bricks of his shit will be used to build an impenetrable wall between the US and Mexico. 

And he'll do all this while dry humping every big name recruit in the south and convincing them they like it.

He's already perfected a method to raise people from the dead, but is keeping that under wraps.  He doesn't want the Bama fanbase to find out and force him to resurrect Bryant. Doesn't need the competition.

Mississippi has a good Christian coach in the biggest Christian state in the nation.
If Saban wins next year is this a sign of the apocalyspe?