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« on: January 29, 2009, 02:35:56 PM »
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Re: Pick Me
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 02:45:56 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 02:51:26 PM »
Bulger kept hitting that guy in the fucking head!
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 02:56:18 PM »
Bulger kept hitting that guy in the fucking head!

You do realize that wasn't...


Oh forget it.  Carry on.
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 08:14:36 PM »
You do realize that wasn't...


Oh forget it.  Carry on.
Don't steal my sunshine! Next Kaos will come in here and tell us that Chizik was the second gunman in the grass knoll.
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2009, 08:39:39 PM »
Don't steal my sunshine! Next Kaos will come in here and tell us that Chizik was the second gunman in the grass knoll.

Well, Greasyweasel said there are rumors to that effect.
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2009, 09:35:18 PM »
Well, Greasydick said there are rumors to that effect.
He's too busy telling children Santa Clause isn't real.
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 08:39:21 AM »
He's too busy telling children Santa Clause isn't real.
and loosening the bolts on the wheelchairs down at the Nursing Home.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 09:09:10 AM »
..he better leave the Easter Bunny alone...  bastard...
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2009, 03:35:41 PM »
Nope its much more spiritually fullfilling to watch the fans of the chizpanzee set themselves up for public ridicule.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 03:43:06 PM »
Nope its much more spiritually fullfilling to watch the fans of the chizpanzee set themselves up for public ridicule.
Or, to watch "Special Ed" try to post something intelligent.
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 12:19:43 AM »
Nope its much more spiritually fullfilling to watch the fans of the chizpanzee set themselves up for public ridicule.

So - let's just say the "unthinkable" happens and CGC exceeds everyone's wildest expectations and is an incredible success at Auburn.  What will you say then?  Will you admit you are wrong and apologize?
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 05:29:16 AM »
So - let's just say the "unthinkable" happens and CGC exceeds everyone's wildest expectations and is an incredible success at Auburn.  What will you say then?  Will you admit you are wrong and apologize?
Nope, He'll find something else to bitch about I'm sure.
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2009, 11:07:04 AM »
He and kaos will start the whole, "cgc is only winning because of ctt's players and the class that ctt set up for him" debate.
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2009, 08:11:43 PM »
He and kaos will start the whole, "cgc is only winning because of ctt's players and the class that ctt set up for him" debate.
You got that wrong....it won't be a debate, it'll be fact, because Kaos and greasey monkey said so....haven't you learned anything??  Oh, and they'll be posting the facts straight from Kaos' mom's basement.

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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2009, 08:46:43 PM »
So - let's just say the "unthinkable" happens and CGC exceeds everyone's wildest expectations and is an incredible success at Auburn.  What will you say then?  Will you admit you are wrong and apologize?
Yes yes I will. But I honestly feel that I have nothing to fear about that.
The man is not smart enough to be a head coach.
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2009, 08:59:52 PM »
He and kaos will start the whole, "cgc is only winning because of ctt's players and the class that ctt set up for him" debate.
Actually I plan to blame his (snicker snicker at the thought of it even being possible) on the "Blind hog finding an acorn" theory or just give the credit to the players who will have obviously risen above the level of incompitence of the coaching staff.
But there is no fear in my body that the dumb butt fucker in the coaches chair has no ability to guide a team to any thing remotely resembling greatness.
 
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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2009, 11:00:13 AM »
Actually I plan to blame his (snicker snicker at the thought of it even being possible) on the "Blind hog finding an acorn" theory or just give the credit to the players who will have obviously risen above the level of incompitence of the coaching staff.
But there is no fear in my body that the dumb butt fucker in the coaches chair has no ability to guide a team to any thing remotely resembling greatness.
 

Change the word coaches to computer, and hey pot, meet kettle.
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