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I need some help.
« on: January 28, 2009, 06:33:27 PM »
I need some suggestions for a science fair project.  My son is in the fifth grade, so I need to keep it on that level.  I'm not into science that much, so I would appreciate any help.
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 06:44:16 PM »
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Re: I need some help.
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 06:48:40 PM »
I need some suggestions for a science fair project.  My son is in the fifth grade, so I need to keep it on that level.  I'm not into science that much, so I would appreciate any help.

I did one that I hought was cool when I was young.  

The smokeing machine

What you need

1.  a round clear plastic shampoo bottle
2.  the cap to a bic pen
3.  cotton balls
4.  cigarrettes

It shows the effects of smoling on the lings and what all gets deposited in the body.  The cotton balls act as the lungs inside the shampoo bottle and turn a nasty shade of brown due to the tar and nicotine that comes out of the cigarrette.  

If you want to know how to build the machine just pm me and I will walk you thrpugh how it works.  It's really easy.
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Re: I need some help.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 07:00:08 PM »
I did one that I hought was cool when I was young.  

The smokeing machine

What you need

1.  a round clear plastic shampoo bottle
2.  the cap to a bic pen
3.  cotton balls
4.  cigarrettes

It shows the effects of smoling on the lings and what all gets deposited in the body.  The cotton balls act as the lungs inside the shampoo bottle and turn a nasty shade of brown due to the tar and nicotine that comes out of the cigarrette.  

If you want to know how to build the machine just pm me and I will walk you thrpugh how it works.  It's really easy.

Smoke Nazi!!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 07:23:43 PM »
Thanks to both of you.  I am on my blackberry right now, so when I get a chance I will pm you on that smoke machine.  My son will make sure that his grandfather sees it too. He's been trying to get him to stop smoking for a while now.
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Re: I need some help.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 08:46:18 PM »
If it's a little late in the game, you might want to try this....

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 11:21:42 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 11:25:14 PM »
Sorry for the above. Fifth grader, huh? May I present a solution for removing methane from the atmosphere.
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2009, 03:52:41 PM »


Damn. Now I got a headache. I don't care what happens in quantam physics, just tell Ziggy to get me back home.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2009, 05:31:57 PM »
I'm here to help.
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2009, 05:35:16 PM »
Here's some more great ideas.
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2009, 05:37:16 PM »
Or perhaps your son would enjoy these.
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 06:06:17 PM »
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 06:19:17 PM »
Okay...those were  :bugs:
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