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The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top

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The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« on: January 27, 2009, 04:36:11 PM »
Err...sorry..."AT" top.

Anyway, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 

This rubbish is an excerpt from al-Reuters, all emphasis is my own:

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Clinton says world "exhaling" with Obama at top

Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:22pm EST
By Sue Pleming

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suggested on Tuesday the world was breathing a sigh of relief that President Barack Obama had replaced George W. Bush and was working to fix the damage he had caused.

In her first news conference as top U.S. diplomat, Clinton said excitement over the change in power was "reinforced time and time again" during her welcome calls in recent days with foreign counterparts.

"There is a great exhalation of breath going on in the world as people express their appreciation for the new direction that's being set and the team that is put together by the president," Clinton said.

"We have a lot of damage to repair."
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Fucking elitist bitch.

Here's the rest of the drivel:

http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSTRE50Q6AF20090127?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22&sp=true
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 05:20:42 PM »
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know a lot of you out there aren't going to believe this, but we really didn't have anything against Senator Clinton until this latest ridiculousness.

We've all exaggerated here or there. No one can spice up a good war story like an old soldier, marine, sailor or airman. But usually we just make the women hotter, the guy we fought a little bigger, the odds a little more overwhelming, the first sergeant a little more angry, and the punch line a little funnier.

We do not fabricate an entire experience in our lives to make us somehow seem like a war hero. We don't do this, for two reasons:

1) It is a gross distortion of the truth for personal gain, otherwise known as lying.

2) We actually know the guys and gals that are heroes - that have been in harms way, and in some cases have even given their lives for the nation. To pretend to have been dodging sniper fire, running down the tarmac is grossly disrespectful to those men and women that have faced that situation.

Furthermore, I just took a quick straw poll of all the people that I know that have been shot at. I also took a straw poll of all the people that I know that have not been shot at.

Guess what? No one that hasn't been shot at thinks they ever have and everyone who has been shot at remembers it rather distinctly.

Prior to this incident, I'd say Senator Clinton was a very sharp, tough, and surprisingly moderate candidate with all of her husband's skill for understanding the subtleties of international politics, but with the balls to actually make things happen. She wasn't my number one, but I didn't hate her.

Now I just think she's a f*cking liar.

Vote for anyone else.



http://www.rangerup.com/hiclsnprsh.html


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Re: The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 08:12:16 PM »
http://www.rangerup.com/hiclsnprsh.html




That T-Shirt and story NEVER ceases to make me chortle at that lying bitch.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 08:21:13 PM »
http://www.rangerup.com/hiclsnprsh.html




From that same website (Rangerup.com); I thought that this statement was phenomenal:

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What Ranger Up Stands For:

1. AMERICA. Nothing like her anywhere, anytime, in the history of the world.

2. Soldiers, Marines, Sailors, Airmen, Coastguardsmen, Firemen, and Police Officers. Basically, the crazy SOBs that put their lives on the line every day for less pay than they deserve so that we Americans can sit in front of our plasma televisions and watch crappy reality TV shows, drive nice cars, eat great food, and generally not have to worry about anything of substance.

3. Veterans. From George Washington to the newest recruit and everyone in between – Thank You.

4. Patriots. We’re talking about the people that believe the Fourth of July is more than just an excuse to set off fireworks, that flying the American Flag all year long is a civic duty, that taking the time to send letters to our troops is an honor, and who realize that America wasn’t forged on the backs of journalists, politicians, or campus rallies, but rather through the suffering and discipline of steely-eyed men who refused to accept defeat.

5. Dogs. Never trust anyone that doesn’t like dogs. They’re loyal. They’d die for you, and all they want in return is some dried food, some petting, and the occasional piece of bacon.

6. Reversing the growing oppression of the proletariat in today’s society. We…uhhh…think this is a good idea.

7. Hot chicks. Honestly, aren’t they the reason we do anything?


What Ranger Up Despises:

1. Unappreciative Americans. You know these losers – the guys that profess that America is the worst country ever created, threaten to leave if things continue the way they are, but never do and continue to churn out their 6, 7, and 8 figure salaries, complaining all the way to the bank. Anyone with the balls to compare any of our elected officials to the Nazis should be shot on sight.

2. France. They never support us. They lose all their wars. They break all kinds of UN trade restriction with our enemies. Their “culture department” made using many English words illegal. All this, and they still have De Gaulle (oh, we’re sorry) to try to play the “high moral ground” card as they take a back seat in the world’s struggle to defeat an enemy that threatens the very fabric of western civilization. We understand they’re busy, but how much time does it take to practice weapons dropping and white-flag waving?

Note: Per the "Hot Chick Rule" we do not consider Hot French Chicks to be part of France.

3. Officers that roll into Combat Zones the last day of the month and leave the first of the next month. Seriously…We know you guys get a tax break, but come on now, don’t Colonels and Generals make enough to cover their integrity?

4. Spoiled Rich College Kids. There’s really nothing like hearing a 19-year-old tell you how the world really works, while disregarding your experience overseas. That rocks.

5. Pseudo-Intellectuals. Particularly anyone that combines any of the following: Econo, geo, political, socio, neo, and landscape OR anyone who uses a philosopher’s name as a descriptive term (Kantian, Machiavellian, and Orwellian are our least favorites). When combined with number 4 (above), we believe this is a crime against humanity.

6. Actors. We prefer puppets.

7. Paper Cuts. They really, really sting.

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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 07:55:49 AM »
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proletariat

I had to look this one up.

Good list.
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Re: The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 01:29:33 PM »
I had to look this one up.

Good list.

Yep.  Reads like my personal manifesto.  And a few of my motorcycle helmet stickers.

Fuck the French.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Hildebeast speaks out about The ONE on top
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 01:34:03 PM »
Yep.  Reads like my personal manifesto.  And a few of my motorcycle helmet stickers.

Fuck the French.

I have spent my entire life charging up the wrong side of the hill.

Your ass called. It wants you head back.



are my favorites after FtF.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."