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It's Too Damn Cold

It's Too Damn Cold
« on: January 21, 2009, 07:10:10 AM »
16 degrees?  Seriously?  I don't live in the South for this shit. 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 09:24:19 AM »
16 degrees?  Seriously?  I don't live in the South for this shit. 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 09:30:48 AM »
It's up to a balmy 23 here at 8:30. 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 09:34:12 AM »
It's too damn hot out here for a penguin.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 09:43:27 AM »
Feels great, I can't feel shit.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 09:49:11 AM »
Oh butch up, you buncha pansies.

It was just above freezing here in Houston this morning too, but no complaints from me - I would rather be cold than dealing with the 100+F in July and August.  When you are cold, you can always get another blanket, start a fire, snuggle up with someone else - but when you are hot?  Miserable - you don't want to be touched - and you can only get so naked before people start calling the cops and stuff.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 10:18:21 AM »
Oh butch up, you buncha pansies.

It was just above freezing here in Houston this morning too, but no complaints from me - I would rather be cold than dealing with the 100+F in July and August.  When you are cold, you can always get another blanket, start a fire, snuggle up with someone else - but when you are hot?  Miserable - you don't want to be touched - and you can only get so naked before people start calling the cops and stuff.

I can fish when it is hot.  Screw this cold weather.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 10:20:52 AM »
Oh butch up, you buncha pansies.

It was just above freezing here in Houston this morning too, but no complaints from me - I would rather be cold than dealing with the 100+F in July and August.  When you are cold, you can always get another blanket, start a fire, snuggle up with someone else - but when you are hot?  Miserable - you don't want to be touched - and you can only get so naked before people start calling the cops and stuff.
I can swim in a pool when it is hot...and drink beer.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 10:31:17 AM »
I'm a major fan of cold weather.  You can all, each and every one, bite me.   

It can't get too cold. 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 10:39:06 AM »
I'm sooo not a fan of teh chills.  I'd much rather it be 90+ and the only chillin' I'm doing is by the pool with a cool one.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 10:57:23 AM »
I'm a major fan of cold weather.  You can all, each and every one, bite me.  

It can't get too cold. 

i guess the expression...cold as hell...does mean something. 
 
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kaos, i agree about cold.  it was wickedly cold in alaska, recently.  -55 f was the norm in fairbanks. 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 11:12:52 AM »
There are times in the summer in Houston where it is actually too hot to swim in any pool that is not indoors.  Between the ozone, the UV rays, and the water temp being over 90 degrees, swimming is just not recommended for cooling off.

So yeah baby - bring on the cold.  Can't be cold enough to suit me...
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 11:21:50 AM »
Can't be cold enough to suit me...

The people in Minnesota just enjoyed some -48 degree weather.  How about that?

Fuck the cold.  I live in the South to get away from that shit.  Lambeau Field is full of retards in January.
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 11:30:38 AM »
The people in Minnesota just enjoyed some -48 degree weather.  How about that?

Fuck the cold.  I live in the South to get away from that shit.  Lambeau Field is full of retards in January.

Watching a game at Lambeau while it is snowing like hell, is on my to do list.  I love the cold weather.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 11:54:08 AM »
Watching a game at Lambeau while it is snowing like hell, is on my to do list.  I love the cold weather.

You're all retarded.

You know why northern states suck?  Because it's so fucking cold that their women all get fat and pasty.

The South is home to the hottest women on the planet because they are exposed to sunlight and encouraged to show some skin.
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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2009, 02:19:23 PM »
You're all retarded.

You know why northern states suck?  Because it's so fucking cold that their women all get fat and pasty.

The South is home to the hottest women on the planet because they are exposed to sunlight and encouraged to show some skin.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2009, 02:22:19 PM »
Huh?
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I'm going to need to see some identification proving their residence.  There is no way those women came from the land of cheese and gravy.
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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 02:24:38 PM »
I'm going to need to see some identification proving their residence.  There is no way those women came from the land of cheese and gravy.
You think a southern girl would dress like that while ice fishing?
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 02:34:45 PM »
You think a southern girl would dress like that while ice fishing?

If the price is right she would.

A sack of blow and a cosmo and you can convince women who look like that to do anything.
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 05:53:43 PM »
Oh butch up, you buncha pansies.

It was just above freezing here in Houston this morning too,

Too? Please.

It was 16 when I left the house this morning at 6AM. It was 35 in Houston at that time. There is a huge difference between those two temperatures. I can handle 35 no problem at all...but 16 with a 9 degree windchill is dammnnnn cold.

Not too mention your high today is 66 while ours was 45.
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