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It's Too Damn Cold

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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 06:44:11 PM »
Oh butch up, you buncha pansies.

It was just above freezing here in Houston this morning too, but no complaints from me - I would rather be cold than dealing with the 100+F in July and August.  When you are cold, you can always get another blanket, start a fire, snuggle up with someone else - but when you are hot?  Miserable - you don't want to be touched - and you can only get so naked before people start calling the cops and stuff.

I can comfortably ride my motorcycle without getting frostbite when it's hot...not to mention enjoy a cigar outdoors without the wrapper splitting.

Fuck this cold weather!  I hate it.

You're all retarded.

You know why northern states suck?  Because it's so fucking cold that their women all get fat and pasty.

The South is home to the hottest women on the planet because they are exposed to sunlight and encouraged to show some skin.

Amen, brother!
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 09:20:35 PM »
Give me the heat and Miss Lucil...uumm, I mean the beach any day of the week.  Wes, you are one lucky bastard. 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 09:26:10 PM »
It was no picnic in snowy, icy Greensboro, NC the past few days.  Glad to be back in this tropical 40+ degree weather.   :blink:
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 09:45:07 PM »
If the price is right she would.

A sack of blow and a cosmo and you can convince women who look like that to do anything.
Them Yankee girls sure like to cuddle with warm blooded Southern men, though. :moon:
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2009, 12:17:07 AM »
 :taunt:

Just imagine being stuck in beautiful downtown Detroit for the next 18 fuggin' months...  A heat wave should hit tomorrow.  It's expected to hit a high of 32 with a wind chill of 6.  I might just have to leave my coat in the hotel room and stroll to the office.  I see that Monday should reach a high of 16 with a low of 4 and a sub-zero wind chill.    :blink:

FUCK THIS!  Why do people live here? 
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2009, 12:22:08 AM »
You guys are all a bunch of whiney pussies.  Grow some chest hair and butch up!!!
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2009, 10:12:02 AM »
  Grow some chest hair and butch up!!!

You've got that covered for the rest of us.  Thanks.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2009, 12:38:53 PM »
My wife just got back from Michigan where the normal air temperature was hovering around zero for several days, wind chills -20, and two feet of snow on the ground. When I picked her up at the Huntsville airport yesterday, it was 35 degrees and she said she felt like she could wear shorts compared to the weather she had to just deal with up North.

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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2009, 12:48:24 PM »
My wife just got back from Michigan where the normal air temperature was hovering around zero for several days, wind chills -20, and two feet of snow on the ground. When I picked her up at the Huntsville airport yesterday, it was 35 degrees and she said she felt like she could wear shorts compared to the weather she had to just deal with up North.



Damn Ranger, how long are you going to have to keep that ugly Navy avatar?  I feel kinda sorry for you.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2009, 07:33:18 PM »
Damn Ranger, how long are you going to have to keep that ugly Navy avatar?  I feel kinda sorry for you.
I can't remember what the bet was, so I say this is the last month.
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Re: It's Too Damn Cold
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2009, 07:42:57 PM »
:taunt:

Just imagine being stuck in beautiful downtown Detroit for the next 18 fuggin' months...  A heat wave should hit tomorrow.  It's expected to hit a high of 32 with a wind chill of 6.  I might just have to leave my coat in the hotel room and stroll to the office.  I see that Monday should reach a high of 16 with a low of 4 and a sub-zero wind chill.    :blink:

FUCK THIS!  Why do people live here? 

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson