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Nell Fortner
« on: January 19, 2009, 12:23:18 AM »
Doable?
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 07:41:28 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 19, 2009, 12:23:18 AM
Doable?

I would rather do Nell Carter.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 02:47:02 PM »
This is one of those questions that make me feel good about only being 33.  Not sure why... just sayin....
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 12:27:32 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 19, 2009, 02:47:02 PM
This is one of those questions that make me feel good about only being 33.  Not sure why... just sayin....

I can't recall exactly what she looks like.  I got nothing to go on.  All I know is she's blonde and athletic and allegedly has boobs.  Beyond that I didn't look. 
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 01:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 12:27:32 PM
I can't recall exactly what she looks like.  I got nothing to go on.  All I know is she's blonde and athletic and allegedly has boobs.  Beyond that I didn't look. 

Boobs?  If you like the sagging variety. The last picture is the best, if you can even say that.

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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 01:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Boobs?  If you like the sagging variety. The last picture is the best, if you can even say that.

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Only two of them showed. 

She's better than Hillary, Michelle GigantoJaw Obama, Pat Summit, Rosie, Barbara Walters, Whoopi, Joy Behar and several others I can think of. 

So she's a step above "stranded on a desert island." 
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 01:33:55 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
Only two of them showed. 

She's better than Hillary, Michelle GigantoJaw Obama, Pat Summit, Rosie, Barbara Walters, Whoopi, Joy Behar and several others I can think of. 

So she's a step above "stranded on a desert island."  

I would say that your logic is sound.
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on January 20, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Boobs?  If you like the sagging variety. The last picture is the best, if you can even say that.

:idhitit: repeatedly with a 32 inch Louisville Slugger







I'd fuck her.
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 02:35:33 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
I'd fuck her.

Brevity is the soul of wit.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 03:01:07 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2009, 01:21:46 PM
Only two of them showed. 

She's better than Hillary, Michelle GigantoJaw Obama, Pat Summit, Rosie, Barbara Walters, Whoopi, Joy Behar and several others I can think of. 

So she's a step above "stranded on a desert island." 

That's why I posted three pictures...I have a disease, and it's called red x syndrome.  I can play the law of averages, though.

Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
I'd fuck her.

You like men. 





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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 05:11:44 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on January 20, 2009, 02:27:11 PM
I'd fuck her.

I'd tag-team it with you.
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 05:12:22 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on January 20, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
I'd tag-team it with you.

Get off my Kool-Aid, bitch!
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Re: Nell Fortner
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on January 20, 2009, 05:11:44 PM
I'd tag-team it with you.

She could body-double as your mom, you incestual bastard.
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