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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2007, 01:05:07 PM »
Quote from: wesfau on December 18, 2007, 12:23:37 PM
Pound sand, bucko.

Please, dear god, anything but sand.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2007, 01:08:11 PM »
Poor Adam.  I have been thinking of you stuck over there, buddy.  Need anything that can legally be sent through the US Mail?
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2007, 01:12:21 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on December 18, 2007, 12:56:27 PM
Poor wording, indeed.  But you did remind me of the "John Holmes wakeup call" that was given and received during the late teens and early 20's of my lifetime.

He LOVES the cock!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2007, 01:13:06 PM »
Welcome aboard Wench!!!!!  Does this mean I have to get my wife new tits after the baby comes?
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2007, 01:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:08:11 PM
Poor Adam.  I have been thinking of you stuck over there, buddy.  Need anything that can legally be sent through the US Mail?
You just haaaaaaad to throw the word "legally" in there, didn't you?? You know, the USPS isn't observant... AT ALL.

Nah, there's really not anything I NEED, per se. I just tell people to use their imagination and whatever I get, I get. Cookies, chips, microwave popcorn, anything sour, the occasional movie. I got a box from Best Buy the other day in the mail that my girlfriend sent me for Christmas. I think it's an XBox, PS3 or a Wii so if anyone has any old games they don't want I'll take 'em off your hands... unless you're David fucking Ward and want $2000 a piece for them in which case you can just get fucked.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2007, 01:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on December 18, 2007, 01:23:37 PM
I think it's an XBox, PS3 or a Wii

Let me know what it is.  I will hook a brotha up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2007, 01:27:48 PM »
I'm pretty sure anatomically correct dildos are legal.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2007, 01:29:42 PM »
Quote from: AU89 on December 18, 2007, 01:13:06 PM
Welcome aboard Wench!!!!!  Does this mean I have to get my wife new tits after the baby comes?
Probably, unless you have a National Geographic fetish.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2007, 01:35:42 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 18, 2007, 01:29:42 PM
Probably, unless you have a National Geographic fetish.

It's what he grew up on.  Why stop now.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2007, 01:43:13 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 18, 2007, 01:27:48 PM
I'm pretty sure anatomically correct dildos are legal.
I dunno. Howard was over here for Gulf War I, perhaps he can clarify. Howard?
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2007, 01:46:41 PM »
Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on December 18, 2007, 01:43:13 PM
I dunno. Howard was over here for Gulf War I, perhaps he can clarify. Howard?

That was during the old days when things were still strict.  We had to make due with camels and MRE peanut butter.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2007, 02:08:25 PM »
Welcome TigerWench; great to have a woman amongst us!
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2007, 02:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on December 18, 2007, 02:08:25 PM
Welcome TigerWench; great to have a woman amongst us!

We were already counting you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2007, 02:31:29 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 18, 2007, 02:12:54 PM
We were already counting you.

You want to see my man-boobs doncha Howard?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2007, 02:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on December 18, 2007, 02:31:29 PM
You want to see my man-boobs doncha Howard?

ye-ah, ye-ah.  you like that don't cha?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2007, 02:39:58 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 18, 2007, 01:35:42 PM
It's what he grew up on.  Why stop now.

Hey, when youre 13 and its the closest thing to porn you can get your hands on, you do what you gotta do......is that the same as it was it it was???  Now i'm confused
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2007, 12:51:40 AM »
I need a damn shower after reading this thread.   :taunt:
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2007, 02:47:36 PM »
Quote from: AU89 on December 18, 2007, 01:13:06 PM
Welcome aboard Wench!!!!!  Does this mean I have to get my wife new tits after the baby comes?

If you want to enjoy the nice perky tits that you married, you will.  Don't worry, it's a great investment, and if you like to fight, you will have plenty of opportunities after the surgery.  :thumbsup:

Oh yeah, ass shit damn cock balls pussy motherfucker, wow this is great!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2007, 02:55:12 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on December 19, 2007, 02:47:36 PM
Oh yeah, ass shit damn cock balls pussy motherfucker, wow this is great!  :thumbsup:

I think Carlin said it best.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome TigerWench
« Reply #59 on: December 19, 2007, 03:11:58 PM »
Good god, Howard.  Have you finished editing yet?
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