Welcome TigerWench

[Tiger Wench]

Somehow I doubt anyone would want to TRADE porn with Howard - what he is into is kind of a niche market...

Right, Taylor?

[wesfau]

Somehow I doubt anyone would want to TRADE porn with Howard - what he is into is kind of a niche market...

Right, Taylor?

Ooooh...comin' out swinging.  Very nice.

[Ogre]

Somehow I doubt anyone would want to TRADE porn with Howard - what he is into is kind of a niche market...

Right, Taylor?

We need a Will Muschamp BOOM MOTHERFUCKER smilie.

[wesfau]

We need a Will Muschamp BOOM MOTHERFUCKER smilie.

One of you computer nerds should photochop Mus's head on the Hulk.

[Tiger Wench]

I kept books for my high school baseball team, and spent a lot of time sitting quietly in the dugout, learning A LOT about what guys do and say when they are with other guys.  After the first few games, they forgot I was there.  VERY valuable insight.  My two best buddies at Auburn were guys - one was a cop and the other one Army Reserves.  They would take me with them to the gun range, and basically treated me like one of the guys - but with tits.  I learned a lot from hanging out with them too.  I have always gotten along better with guys than with women - maybe because I cut straight to the chase, and call 'em like I see 'em.  None of that pussyfooting around the issue that most chicks do.  If you are being a dick, I say "Hey, you're being a dick."  Like me, don't like me - I could give a shit.

[wesfau]

I kept books for my high school baseball team, and spent a lot of time sitting quietly in the dugout, learning A LOT about what guys do and say when they are with other guys.  After the first few games, they forgot I was there.  VERY valuable insight.  My two best buddies at Auburn were guys - one was a cop and the other one Army Reserves.  They would take me with them to the gun range, and basically treated me like one of the guys - but with tits.  I learned a lot from hanging out with them too.  I have always gotten along better with guys than with women - maybe because I cut straight to the chase, and call 'em like I see 'em.  None of that pussyfooting around the issue that most chicks do.  If you are being a dick, I say "Hey, you're being a dick."  Like me, don't like me - I could give a shit.

Tally it up:  Dick, pussy and tits.  All in one post.

You'll fit in just fine here.

[Tiger Wench]

You'll fit in just fine here.

Like there was ever any doubt.

[wesfau]

Like there was ever any doubt.

Well, Chad and Randall were opposed.  We had to work hard to persuade them.  You're welcome.

[Ogre]

Well, Chad and Randall were opposed.  We had to work hard to persuade them.  You're welcome.

That's because they are uncomfortable with other women around.  They can both be kinda catty.

[wesfau]

That's because they are uncomfortable with other women around.  They can both be kinda catty.

Exactly.  So we jammed a couple of manpons in 'em and sent you the invite.

[Tiger Wench]

Well, I just went back and read some of the older posts.  I am no longer pissed that you guys waited to clue me in.  Didn't appear as tho I missed much.

I am also assuming that there is a hidden section somewhere that I can't see - I got too many warnings about porn content and i have yet to see any.  Must have been the compromise that got Randall and Chad to agree.  Works for me - cause if you guys post your kind of porn, I get to post MY kind of porn...



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[D-Day]

I don't like the tone that this thread is taking on and am recommending that it be locked.

[wesfau]

I don't like the tone that this thread is taking on and am recommending that it be locked.

Pound sand, bucko.

[AUChizad]

Now we just need to add chicks with ACTUAL perky 18 year old tits.
Howard, isn't your girlfriend about that age? Maybe she can get a few of the others from the cheerleading squad or homecomong court to join.

[wesfau]

Now we just need to add chicks with ACTUAL perky 18 year old tits.
Howard, isn't your girlfriend about that age? Maybe she can get a few of the others from the cheerleading squad or homecomong court to join.

I'm all for the spirit of this post, but trying to hammer a member of the AARP for having a much, much younger girl isn't really insulting him, ya know?

[Tiger Wench]

Now we just need to add chicks with ACTUAL perky 18 year old tits.

Imagine 18 year old tits with 37 years of experience and skill.  Now THAT's a good thing.

[Thrilla]

Imagine 18 year old tits with 37 years of experience and skill.  Now THAT's a good thing.

   This thread is going to get me through my work day, instead of the usual dickinyourmouth responses on the other threads that normally wake me up.

 

[Ogre]

Imagine 18 year old tits with 37 years of experience and skill.  Now THAT's a good thing.

I'm pretty sure that's the same pick-up line Randall used on the waitress at On Tap.

[Saniflush]

  This thread is going to get me through my work day, instead of the usual dickinyourmouth responses on the other threads that normally wake me up.

 

Who's dick have you been using for an alarm clock?

[Thrilla]

Poor wording, indeed.  But you did remind me of the "John Holmes wakeup call" that was given and received during the late teens and early 20's of my lifetime.