All right, assholes, momma is in the house.
I will not be showing anyone my old woman boobies right now, as they have been aged prematurely by nursing two babies in three years. HOWEVER... by the time we get to the AU-LSwho game next year, I will be sporting a brand new set of first class 18 year old perkies - the transformation is scheduled for early spring. Gonna be a bitch of a surgery, but I would walk on hot coals to get some hooters to be proud of again.
So there's your motivation to come to the game next year - bring enough tequila and who know what will happen. Bring your drool bibs, boys... and sigh with regret when it dawns on you that the twins are owned by a corndog. :lol: