An alternate poll

[Mitch Martin]

Sponsored by Speaker City.

[Snaggletiger]

Let me state for the record, I do NOT use steroids!!  Although my nads are small, possibly a result of a birth defect or other banned substances, steroids were..I mean "Are" not the cause.

[Godfather]

Sponsored by Speaker City.

Decisions...Decisions.
 :thumbsup:

[AWK]

I voted for myself.  I openly acknowledge I need a good swift kick to the baby makers.

[Buzz Killington]

I would pay upwards of $5 to see one of you kick Wench in the nads...

[Snaggletiger]

I'm on the board bitches.  Huge momentum swing.  My jimmies are twitching for that swift kick.

[ssgaufan]

I'm on the board bitches.  Huge momentum swing.  My jimmies are twitching for that swift kick.

Yeah fuck whoever made that shit and didn't add me.  Fuck em in da mouf.

[Snaggletiger]

I've doubled my totals.  Come on people.  Rock the vote.

[Ogre]

Vote for me...even I hate myself.

[Ogre]

For the 3 of you fuckers who voted for me, meet me behind the Piggly Wiggly in Homewood at 6:00 tonight, and we'll see if you're man enough to do it in person. 

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Snaggletiger]

For the 3 of you fuckers who voted for me, meet me behind the Piggly Wiggly in Homewood at 6:00 tonight, and we'll see if you're man enough to do it in person. 

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I know two of them came from Jumbo and Prowler.  I already called them to verify the place and time for you.  I'll try to find out who the 3rd vote was from and let them know.

[JohnDeere]

For the 3 of you fuckers who voted for me, meet me behind the Piggly Wiggly in Homewood at 6:00 tonight, and we'll see if you're man enough to do it in person. 

Yeah, that's what I thought.

WTF? There is a Piggly Wiggly in Homewood?

[Ogre]

WTF? There is a Piggly Wiggly in Homewood?

Yeah, on Hwy 31 across from an elementary school.

[Saniflush]

Yeah, on Hwy 31 across from an elementary school.

Bought many a case of beer there.  Good times.

[Thrilla]

Yeah, on Hwy 31 across from an elementary school.

I voted for you.  I like the way you smile demonically after said nut-kicking occurs. 

[Greaseyweasel]

I haven't been here long enough to know yall yet. So I voted for the midget. 3 points if he clears the uprights!!!

[Saniflush]

I haven't been here long enough to know yall yet. So I voted for the midget. 3 points if he clears the uprights!!!

It's best to substitute the midget when playing horseshoes.

[AWK]

It's best to substitute the midget when playing horseshoes.

Amen, unless her boyfriend is around.