The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL

[GarMan]

Alright, I got an 88!   

Another underachiever blaming everyone else for his failures...  You poor "victim"...  Did you get all "57" states?  

[wreckingball]

Another underachiever blaming everyone else for his failures...  You poor "victim"...  Did you get all "57" states?  

yeah, and then some!

[GarMan]

yeah, and then some!

I think that was the magic number.  It pulled your score up the most. 

http://www.youtube.com/v/EpGH02DtIws&hl=en&fs=1

[Tarheel]

I think that was the magic number.  It pulled your score up the most. 
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With a score like that I'd expect the 'testee' to be awash in the vacuous euphoria of hope and change; thinking that a "Chicago politician" is as clean and pure as the wind-driven snow; wouldn't you GarMan?

 

[Tarheel]

I only keep, Makers Mark, Dickel no.12, Belvedere, Don Julio and Captain Morgan in the cabinet at all times.  Maybe a few choice others are there at any given time. Although the supply is plenty, it is quickly dwindling.

Jack Daniels, Old Forrester, Bacardi, Southern Comfort, Cragganmore, Lagavulin, and an odd assortment of other single malt scotches...along with some cokes.

 

[Tarheel]

Jack Daniels, Old Forrester, Bacardi, Southern Comfort, Cragganmore, Lagavulin, and an odd assortment of other single malt scotches...along with some cokes.

 

And plenty of fine cigars.

[AUTiger1]

And plenty of fine cigars.

Cigars are a must if you plan on keeping a well stocked liquor cabinet.   :thumbsup:

[GarMan]

With a score like that I'd expect the 'testee' to be awash in the vacuous euphoria of hope and change; thinking that a "Chicago politician" is as clean and pure as the wind-driven snow; wouldn't you GarMan?

 

This concept of "hope" is nothing short of a worthless emotional feeling by those who lack the courage, self-discipline, responsibility and focus to affect the type of "change" they desire.  It's Modern American Liberalism; it's Contemporary Socialism.  It's also a complete mental disorder.  It's all one big bad joke, and it's going to be at everyone's expense.  As Sir Winston Churchill once said, "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."  The downbreeding of America continues... 

[Kaos]

16. 

You may think this is funny, but it scared the shit out of me. 

I dreamed that Obama put together a group of his core supporters, thousands of them.  I didn't know about the CNF in that survey.  Was it real? 

Obama voided the Constitution and threw out the Congress.  Installed people from his core group there. 

Then he went after every single one of us who ever said anything negative about him in a text, on a message board or in an email. 

His people took me to an interrogation room like Law and Order or something. 

Obama came in dressed like Michael Corleone in Godfather, the scene where he's talking to Carlo before he has him killed. 

He asks me if I ever disparaged him.  I try to lie and he cuts me off with that same "Aaaaah, don't insult my intelligence" line that Michael delivers. 

And I was cuffed and stuffed.  Taken to a huge re-education labor camp where I would learn to behave and support the president or I'd never see my family again. 

I woke up shortly after starting the first indoctrination session.  Outside with hundreds of other people reciting some nonsense over and over. 

This was a very real and very detailed dream.  Scared the piss out of me.

I better not have the same dream about Chizik.  That's all I'm saying. 

[Tarheel]

16. 

You may think this is funny, but it scared the shit out of me. 

I dreamed that Obama put together a group of his core supporters, thousands of them.  I didn't know about the CNF in that survey.  Was it real?
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The ONE made a reference in a pre-election speech about 'a civilian national security force' which can be interpreted in a number of ways based on the way he said it; in context it 'could be' a reference to expanding Ameri-Corp, the Peace Corp, and/or the foreign service.  Here's the text of what he said taken from "FactCheck.org":

Here is the relevant portion of what Obama actually said, with the sentences quoted selectively by Broun and others in bold.

    Obama, July 2, Colorado Springs, CO: [As] president I will expand AmeriCorps to 250,000 slots [from 75,000] and make that increased service a vehicle to meet national goals, like providing health care and education, saving our planet and restoring our standing in the world, so that citizens see their effort connected to a common purpose.

    People of all ages, stations and skills will be asked to serve. Because when it comes to the challenges we face, the American people are not the problem – they are the answer. So we are going to send more college graduates to teach and mentor our young people. We'll call on Americans to join an energy corps, to conduct renewable energy and environmental clean-up projects in their neighborhoods all across the country.

    We will enlist our veterans to find jobs and support for other vets, and to be there for our military families. And we're going to grow our Foreign Service, open consulates that have been shuttered and double the size of the Peace Corps by 2011 to renew our diplomacy. We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set.

    We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded. We need to use technology to connect people to service. We'll expand USA Freedom Corps to create online networks where American can browse opportunities to volunteer. You'll be able to search by category, time commitment and skill sets. You'll be able to rate service opportunities, build service networks, and create your own service pages to track your hours and activities.

    This will empower more Americans to craft their own service agenda and make their own change from the bottom up."
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Here's the link:
http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/is_obama_planning_a_gestapo-like_civilian_national.html

To my knowledge this is the only public statement he's made about a CNF but there are LOTS of blogs out there with LOTS of interpretations of what The ONE meant; just search teh ebays, study the sources and make up your own mind.

Based on your dream we need to refer to you as "Winston Smith".