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The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL

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The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« on: January 12, 2009, 01:01:12 AM »
http://obamatest.com/

I only got a 25 - Obama was VERY VERY disappointed with me.
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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 01:13:48 AM »
17 here.  effim.
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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 09:05:19 AM »
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 09:15:18 AM »
15 here; I'm embarrassed to have scored that high!
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 09:31:23 AM »
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16 as well.  Time for the all expense paid trip to the reeducation camp.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 09:32:51 AM »
16 as well.  Time for the all expense paid trip to the reeducation camp.

The hell with that!  I'm joining The Resistance!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 09:36:11 AM »
The hell with that!  I'm joining The Resistance!

Time for a browncoat uprising.

http://www.browncoats.com/index.php?ContentID=42e7e88e69ab5
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2009, 09:47:20 AM »
Time for a browncoat uprising.


And be "Big Damn Heroes"!

Remember that "the Good Book is a bit fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps."
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 10:48:08 AM »
And be "Big Damn Heroes"!

Remember that "the Good Book is a bit fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps."

"I hope I can have a shitty little mining town named after me."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 10:52:37 AM »
17, hell yes I am disappointed that I scored that high. 

Sani, reeducation camp is gonna suck.  No more booze, cigars, cheeseburgers, money, women and 72 degree cool air. 
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 10:56:10 AM »
17, hell yes... 

Fuggin' Obama fan!!!
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2009, 10:56:45 AM »
17, hell yes I am disappointed that I scored that high. 

Sani, reeducation camp is gonna suck.  No more booze, cigars, cheeseburgers, money, women and 72 degree cool air. 

You will also be issued a tire pressure gauge as standard equipment.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 11:28:05 AM »
17, hell yes I am disappointed that I scored that high. 

Sani, reeducation camp is gonna suck.  No more booze, cigars, cheeseburgers, money, women and 72 degree cool air. 

You better join me and the rest of the 'Browncoats'.  No damn re-education camp for me, buddy!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2009, 12:18:10 PM »
Fuggin' Obama fan!!!

That hurts.  Love the new avatar!
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2009, 12:20:16 PM »
You better join me and the rest of the 'Browncoats'.  No damn re-education camp for me, buddy!

I have guns, plenty of ammo, but I fear that I only have enough booze to last us drunks about 3 days.  Do I have to move to Carolina to join The Resistance?
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2009, 12:32:08 PM »
I have guns, plenty of ammo, but I fear that I only have enough booze to last us drunks about 3 days.  Do I have to move to Carolina to join The Resistance?

Not Carolina...my birth state disappointingly bought into The ONE's vacuous platitudes...Kennesaw, on the other hand, (where we have a city-wide ordinance requiring a hand-gun in every household) will be the place to make our stand.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2009, 12:34:20 PM »
That hurts.  Love the new avatar!

Me too.  You have to know GarMan to realize just how completely appropriate that new avatar really is for him.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2009, 12:35:08 PM »
I have guns, plenty of ammo, but I fear that I only have enough booze to last us drunks about 3 days. 

S'more Schnapps??? 

Count me in!!!
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2009, 12:50:09 PM »
S'more Schnapps??? 

Count me in!!!

I only keep, Makers Mark, Dickel no.12, Belvedere, Don Julio and Captain Morgan in the cabinet at all times.  Maybe a few choice others are there at any given time. Although the supply is plenty, it is quickly dwindling.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: The Obama Test - EPIC FAIL
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2009, 01:11:09 PM »
Alright, I got an 88!   :fu:
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