Chizik Interview

[wesfau2]

Two things:

1) This offensive staff is, so far, a clear improvement; and

2) We always applauded Tubs for encouraging his assistants to aspire to higher positions. I see no reason for that philosophy to change.

[tiger88]

I'm glad we got malzahn. I'm just saying, he could jump quicker than average. If he does it will be because he had one hellva season. Hopefully he will want to stay til he gets a decent offer and not just jump at the first one.

[Kaos]

Tubb's staff was a joke, no comparison to the current staff.

Seriously?

I can't have legitmate discussions when this kind of thinking exists. 

Please check the NFL rosters.  How many AU players are out there? More than from any SEC school but LSU an UGA I think.  I guess they all did it on their own because our prior coaching staff sucked so bad.  They were a "joke."

There were a few weak coaches -- Knox and Stinkfinger -- but overall the staff was solid.  A year ago if Gran, Nall, Dunn, etc. were leaving most of you would have had a stroke. 

Whatever.   

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Seriously?

I can't have legitmate discussions when this kind of thinking exists. 

Please check the NFL rosters.  How many AU players are out there? More than from any SEC school but LSU an UGA I think.  I guess they all did it on their own because our prior coaching staff sucked so bad.  They were a "joke."

There were a few weak coaches -- Knox and Stinkfinger -- but overall the staff was solid.  A year ago if Gran, Nall, Dunn, etc. were leaving most of you would have had a stroke. 

Whatever.   

Well, you haven't given us anything to think about either.  All you've been doing is stomping your feet and acting like a child.

I think it's impossible to compare the two, because you're using an entire body of work that lasted almost ten years, and saying the new staff is not worthy, even though they've only been on campus for a few weeks to a month.  You've already decided Chizik is a failure, yet you give no credit to anything he's done, and only retreat to your Tuberville did this, and Tuberville's staff did that.  Well, fine, but that doesn't mean shit when it comes to this staff. 

You could try to explain, but really, you have nothing to base it on to back up YOUR argument. 

[Jumbo]

Seriously?

I can't have legitmate discussions when this kind of thinking exists. 

Please check the NFL rosters.  How many AU players are out there? More than from any SEC school but LSU an UGA I think.  I guess they all did it on their own because our prior coaching staff sucked so bad.  They were a "joke."

There were a few weak coaches -- Knox and Stinkfinger -- but overall the staff was solid.  A year ago if Gran, Nall, Dunn, etc. were leaving most of you would have had a stroke. 

Whatever.   

You make statements about throwing up blood thinking about Chizik, I'll make statement about the staff's.
Tubb's and his fucking staff were lazy, Chizik was out recruiting when Tubb's would be duck hunting. The staff Chizik's putting together are big time recruiters, I would be willing to bet next year we have a top 10 recruiting class. Get the fuck over it, Chizik has done nothing but impress since the day he was hired. You can stay mad, for ever if you want but dont expect for everyone to agree just because you can write better than anyone on this board.

[Kaos]

You make statements about throwing up blood thinking about Chizik, I'll make statement about the staff's.
Tubb's and his fucking staff were lazy, Chizik was out recruiting when Tubb's would be duck hunting. The staff Chizik's putting together are big time recruiters, I would be willing to bet next year we have a top 10 recruiting class. Get the fuck over it, Chizik has done nothing but impress since the day he was hired. You can stay mad, for ever if you want but dont expect for everyone to agree just because you can write better than anyone on this board.

Thanks about the writing.

Don't expect anybody to agree.  Actually not trying to convince anybody.  When I write stuff about vomiting blood, that's me laughing and then a few thin-skinned shitting their pants.  But whatever.

You've got to know, Jumbo, that I was not on the Tuberville fan bus.  I said that many times. All I will say is that if they were so lazy or suck fuck ups, then how did we manage to have more NFL quality talent over the last ten years than all but two SEC schools?  It was either coaching or recruiting.   

No question things were trending downward.  Did he get lazy? Tired? Jaded?  I don't know. But his frustration was higher than his passion. We all pretty much agreed. Thus the need for change.  Positive change. 

I hated this move and still hate it.  I've said many times why and don't see the need to drag it all back again. The hire was bad because of the position it put AU in and that won't change no matter what.  To this point he's done okay with the staff.  It's probably at a point somewhere inbetween where you think I see it and the "best ever" that some have already decreed.

He's so far kept most of the recruits that AWFUL other staff was able to get in place.  I don't understand how you can shit in one hand saying that Tuberville an his staff were horrible recruiters and try to hand me a dollar bill with the other by pointing out that Chiz will probably sign the SAME FUCKING GUYS.  But whatever again. 

This thing has taken on a life of its own an that was never my intent. After I dispatch with a little business in the next post, I'm done with it.

[Kaos]

Well, you haven't given us anything to think about either.  All you've been doing is stomping your feet and acting like a child.

I think it's impossible to compare the two, because you're using an entire body of work that lasted almost ten years, and saying the new staff is not worthy, even though they've only been on campus for a few weeks to a month.  You've already decided Chizik is a failure, yet you give no credit to anything he's done, and only retreat to your Tuberville did this, and Tuberville's staff did that.  Well, fine, but that doesn't mean shit when it comes to this staff. 

You could try to explain, but really, you have nothing to base it on to back up YOUR argument. 

I'm going to say this one time Chop.  Shut the fuck up.

I tried to keep this about the points in contention, but between you wearing your heart on your sleeve and taking every disagreement with the invoilate truths that exist only in your head as some kind of affront and then you taking your continual shots telling me to grow up, quit whining like a woman, quit acting like a child and other patented Chopper gems, I've fucking had enough. 

If you're truly as obtuse and unable to stay on point as you've appeared during this "discussion," if you're honestly as unable to craft a coherent response to answer ONE SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION then it's a waste of my time to talk to you. 

If I ask you if whales are mammals and you write a 600 page essay on why grass doesn't grow on Mars, you haven't answered the question no matter how many clever jabs you add or how many times you high-five yourself.

This entire discussion was a waste of my time, your time and the time of everybody else who bothered to read any of it.   

YOU, Chopper, said that the Chiz was making strides the previous coaching staff couldn't.  And now you say it's impossible to compare the two coaching staffs?  Do you know how ridiculous and circular that is? 

Fuck it.  Keep congratulating yourself.  You're the big fucking winner. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I'm going to say this one time Chop.  Shut the fuck up.

I tried to keep this about the points in contention, but between you wearing your heart on your sleeve and taking every disagreement with the invoilate truths that exist only in your head as some kind of affront and you taking your continual shots telling me to grow up, quit whining like a woman, quit acting like a child and other patented Chopper gems, I've fucking had enough. 

If you're truly as obtuse and unable to stay on point as you've appeared during this "discussion," if you're honestly as unable to craft a coherent response to answer ONE SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION

Okay, now that I've stopped laughing, let me just make a couple quickie observations...

1.  You telling ME to shut up because I've been telling you what you don't want to hear about your actions here lately...are pointless.

2.  I've addressed, and posted articles, facts and debated in many different places.  I've written, what you feel is a travesty evidently on the front page.  I've got nothing from you that remotely compares apples to apples as it pertains to the old staff versus the new.  If I take what you HAVE given, I could piss on it with only pointing out that the current staff has only been on campus for two weeks, and while YES, they've kept a majority of the older recruits, they've gotten visits and shown enough passion and energy to go after the top recruits in the nation and get them to visit.  That's nothing to blow off, even though you do constantly so that you can maintain your hard on for former Auburn players recruited almost eight years ago in the NFL. 

3. I've answered your fucking question many times Kevin, you just flat choose to ignore everything I've posted so that you can continue this rant you're on.  Get the fuck over it.

I've tried to be nice.  I've tried to be funny.  I've tried everything include using a small sample of the same hilarious vocabulary you use in YOUR posts, but it's always just me picking for some reason, or being "obtuse".

Take a look in the mirror sunshine, it's not ME that's avoided this whole thing, it's your stale, angry and oblivious ass staring back at you.

[Kaos]

Go fuck yourself.

You haven't answered shit, hoss.  You've done everything but answer it.  You've written fucking novels and never made it to the point.

But you keep right on congratulating yourself. It's what you do best.

[Ogre]

If this were another message board, this thread would have been locked a while ago. 

Thank God this is TigersX and we don't do that shit, because I've been thoroughly entertained reading this.

Carry on.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Go fuck yourself.

You haven't answered shit, hoss.  You've done everything but answer it.  You've written fucking novels and never made it to the point.

But you keep right on congratulating yourself. It's what you do best.

Yeah...that's what I've been doing...

CONGRATULATIONS!!  MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome...  You make BG proud. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I haven't seen propoganda against auburn since the days of BG at the Gaynation....  Reminded me of this...