The Shit Sandwich, Explained by Kaos

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Here you go bud.  A Thread for you to lay out all the things that are wrong with Chizik and the job he's done so far.  Also, please list what issues you have with Malzahn, Roof and Taylor and Luper. 

You obviously are convinced they are unable, and unfit for Auburn.  I mean, we're talking Soul aching bad.  Here's your opportunity to lay it out there so that we can get a real sense of why you have a problem, not just the fact that you have a problem.

All we've got from you is that you are currently medicating a bleeding soul and that taco's induce nightmares for you when eaten late at night.   Give us more.   

One rule: 

Must actually include real facts mixed in with the adjectives.



...and GO!

[Birmingham]

Well, I'm not Kaos but I'll give some input (and yes I'm trying to calm my blasting down a bit so this isn't a flame.) One of the things I've seen a handful of Auburn fans do without even noticing it (all but 1 were on a different board than this or in person) is when talking about discipline or about some players thinking about leaving or anything of that matter the comment "They may not be ready for {insert coordinator's name or assistant coaches name here}"  or "They wouldn't have been able to handle {coordinator}". 

I know that the Coordinator hires have been in all since of the word "grandslam" hires.  You guys are very excited about them and rightfully so.  Even the assistant coaches that have been hired have been very good.  I think the identity of the team belongs to Chizik in credentials and responsibility but belongs to those underneath him in actuality.  I think fans are identifying them that way, not them acting that way.  I think it's clear that Chizik is at the helm but maybe a few fans like the idea of his co. holding his reigns for him.

I worked 2nd (and 3rd shift) so I'm tired (while trying not to be an asshole) and it's the beginning of the off season.  It's entirely possible this post blows for a combination of the reasons I just stated, take it for what it is.  A bammers opinion.

[AUChizad]

Well, I'm not Kaos but I'll give some input (and yes I'm trying to calm my blasting down a bit so this isn't a flame.) One of the things I've seen a handful of Auburn fans do without even noticing it (all but 1 were on a different board than this or in person) is when talking about discipline or about some players thinking about leaving or anything of that matter the comment "They may not be ready for {insert coordinator's name or assistant coaches name here}"  or "They wouldn't have been able to handle {coordinator}". 

I know that the Coordinator hires have been in all since of the word "grandslam" hires.  You guys are very excited about them and rightfully so.  Even the assistant coaches that have been hired have been very good.  I think the identity of the team belongs to Chizik in credentials and responsibility but belongs to those underneath him in actuality.  I think fans are identifying them that way, not them acting that way.  I think it's clear that Chizik is at the helm but maybe a few fans like the idea of his co. holding his reigns for him.

I worked 2nd (and 3rd shift) so I'm tired (while trying not to be an asshole) and it's the beginning of the off season.  It's entirely possible this post blows for a combination of the reasons I just stated, take it for what it is.  A bammers opinion.

I don't know if that was supposed to be a dig at Auburn, but it wasn't. I actually agree with you from what I gathered. Chizik has made some "grandslam" hires and assembled one of the most impressive staffs in college football who may be more integral to our sucess than Chizik himself. Agreed.

[The Prowler]

Here you go bud.  A Thread for you to lay out all the things that are wrong with Chizik and the job he's done so far.  Also, please list what issues you have with Malzahn, Roof and Taylor and Luper. 

You obviously are convinced they are unable, and unfit for Auburn.  I mean, we're talking Soul aching bad.  Here's your opportunity to lay it out there so that we can get a real sense of why you have a problem, not just the fact that you have a problem.

All we've got from you is that you are currently medicating a bleeding soul and that taco's induce nightmares for you when eaten late at night.   Give us more.   

One rule: 

Must actually include real facts mixed in with the adjectives.



...and GO!

........AND....GO!!

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I wouldn't expect much.  pffff...

[Snaggletiger]

I'm just glad to finally have the overused "Change in direction".  Simply put, the former staff appeared to have lost it's fire and as far as direction goes, last year was the proverbial Chinese Fire Drill. 

[Kaos]

I wouldn't expect much.  pffff...

Again, go fuck yourself. 

That work for you? 

DAMN, Chop, I've never seen anybody completely miss the point the way you do.  And then to go so overboard with it. 

Simple answer (and I've said it many times). 

The HIRE was bad, fuckstick. Not the man.  It was the wrong thing to do and the wrong time to do it.  In the current SEC climate with the obstacles that already face Auburn, this IS NOT the time to bring in some 5-19 longshot and hope that the clusterfuck he made at ISU was a reflection of circumstances and not his own ineptitude. 

Chiz talks a great game. He's a fucking dynamo whirling around out there.  He works hard. Fuck. My washing machine works hard. Want to hire it to coach the DLine?  Whether you realize it or not, that was the knock on him at ISU.  He talked the talk but he couldn't walk it. 

Mazlah whatthefuckever might be a good coach.  Again, you don't have anything to really judge him on other than his work at Tulsa.  Did you see fucking Ball State and how miserable that defense was?  Maybe he's awesome. Maybe not.  Again, it's a fucking experiment.  And its experimentation at a time that AU is vulnerable, a time the program is at a major crossroads. 

Roof, whoever. Might be good.  Nobody knows. 

I don't want them to fail.  Never have. 

Never even said Chiz was doing a bad job to this point.  I think he does a poor interview and doesn't think about how some things are going to sound, but that's not really a major issue.  Dye's interviews were often muddled.

I've explained it, what was it you said Chop? Thirty times?  And yet you STILL haven't gotten it.  Nor do I expect you to based on this ridiculous, shittacular thread you started. 

 

[Hogwally]

Kaos, you better stay out of NW Arkansas with that ambivalent opinion of Malzahn.  He is acknowledged as a god in Springdale.  They'll run your ass out on a rail if you don't at least pretend to think he's the smartest offensive mind in football.  There are several on the Hog's scout board who wish we'd hired him instead of Petrino.