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Yet Another Bailout

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Yet Another Bailout
« on: January 08, 2009, 02:30:46 PM »
I think that this bailout has merit.  What industry has done more to drive performance in teh ebays than the porn industry?

We've GOT to bailout these guys...as usual all emphasis is my own:

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Porn industry seeks $5 billion federal bailout

By KEVIN MODESTI

LA DAILY NEWS

Thursday, January 08, 2009

LOS ANGELES — In an announcement that launched a thousand unprintable puns, adult-entertainment moguls Larry Flynt and Joe Francis said Wednesday that they are asking Washington for a $5 billion federal bailout, claiming that the porn business is suffering from the soft economy.

Francis insisted in a phone interview that this is no joke or publicity stunt, though his tone suggested otherwise.

“The government’s handing out money to the auto industry,” Francis, producer of the “Girls Gone Wild” video series, said on the phone from his Santa Monica office. “Why shouldn’t it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?”

The request, Francis said, was being made in a letter to Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass, and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. The $5 billion figure, he said, reflects the decline in U.S. adult-entertainment- industry revenue from $18 billion three years ago.


If porn producers are feeling the effects of what one wire service called “the sagging economy,” the pain might be felt most acutely in the San Fernando Valley. In 2007, revenue from more than 200 Valley-based adult-content companies was estimated at $1 billion.

One adult-film star from the Los Angeles area said she is feeling the pinch.

The actress who performs as Jenna Presley said her Web site has seen a 20 percent decline in customers, about 1,000 of whom pay $19.99 a month to watch the 22-year-old perform online.

Presley said the downturn has forced her to cut overhead.

“I said, ‘I’ve got to stop paying guys and girls to perform with, and I’ve got to find (other Web site proprietors) to do a content exchange with,’ ” Presley said matter-of-factly.

Instead of paying co-stars, she is posting their videos on her site and they’re posting her content on theirs.
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http://www.ajc.com/business/content/business/stories/2009/01/08/flynt_porn_bailout.html
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 02:48:15 PM »
Hell, why not?  I mean Hustler and GGW has brought many smiles to many Americans  :tits:  If anyone is deserving it is the porn industry.  What has the big 3 brought to Americans, much, much disappointment.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 02:54:42 PM »
This must have been what I saw the tail end of last night when I sent you a text Wes. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 03:05:28 PM »
Hell, why not?  I mean Hustler and GGW has brought many smiles to many Americans  :tits:  If anyone is deserving it is the porn industry.  What has the big 3 brought to Americans, much, much disappointment.

My thoughts exactly!

Nice touch with the "tits" smiley...I didn't think of that.
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 03:14:09 PM »
I need to start a porn website, this chick is bringing home $240,000 a year just on her site alone.
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 03:17:34 PM »
I need to start a porn website, this chick is bringing home $240,000 a year just on her site alone.

That's only what she reports to the IRS.
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 03:44:59 PM »
That's only what she reports to the IRS.

There is not telling what she makes in all reality.
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 04:27:58 PM »
There is not telling what she makes in all reality.

Our wonderful new Democrat socialist Congress will change that pretty quick...right after the Immaculate Inauguration of The Obama.  To paraphrase from Walter Mondale, this Congress will "tax the hell out of us"...including teh ebays!
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 05:16:21 PM »
Our wonderful new Democrat socialist Congress will change that pretty quick...right after the Immaculate Inauguration of The Obama.  To paraphrase from Walter Mondale, this Congress will "tax the hell out of us"...including teh ebays!

No doubt.  I fear it.  But the lovely mattress star should be ok, I mean "Neo"  has said that anyone who makes under $250K is safe  :taunt: and she only made $240 and is seeing less money coming in now. 
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 05:58:59 PM »
Are you supposed to report all of your income to the IRS? 
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Re: Yet Another Bailout
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 12:31:16 PM »
Are you supposed to report all of your income to the IRS? 

I'd talk to an accountant about that.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson