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Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« on: January 04, 2009, 09:29:22 PM »
Great job at the Airport today!  You've found yourself on quite the different type of Auburn board.   For instance, our official greeting...

"Welcome!  No go fist your dog!"

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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 10:46:42 PM »
fisting as we speak!!!  :gig:
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 10:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Carnellisanescalade on January 04, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
fisting as we speak!!!  :gig:

Gross...you know we were just kidding right??
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2009, 11:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Carnellisanescalade on January 04, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
fisting as we speak!!!  :gig:

Jumbo will be so proud!  :cheers:
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2009, 11:28:46 PM »
Welcome.  If AWK offers you a blue or red pill don't take either.  Both are roofies.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2009, 11:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 04, 2009, 11:28:46 PM
Welcome.  If AWK offers you a blue or red pill don't take either.  Both are roofies.
Also, my sleeper holds make your ass hurt for weeks.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Birmingham

Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2009, 11:37:29 PM »
Kiss my dick you dumbass barner fag.
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2009, 12:07:20 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on January 04, 2009, 11:37:29 PM
Kiss my dick you dumbass barner fag.
Sounds like you need a date!
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 09:07:59 AM »
Welcome, Carnell.  It's funny, I always thought of Carnell as an XLR.

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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 09:36:55 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on January 04, 2009, 11:37:29 PM
Kiss my dick you dumbass barner fag.
This isn't your AOL guy on guy chat room.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Birmingham

Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 10:29:56 AM »
AWK likes men with no clothes on. :taunt:
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2009, 11:27:41 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on January 05, 2009, 10:29:56 AM
AWK likes men with no clothes on. :taunt:
Your sister has a dick?  Well, besides the one I give her?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Birmingham

Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 11:32:37 AM »
Quote from: AWK on January 05, 2009, 11:27:41 AM
Your sister has a dick?  Well, besides the one I give her?

I only have a brother, that explains why he has a dick and why you gave him one.
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2009, 12:00:02 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on January 05, 2009, 11:32:37 AM
I only have a brother, that explains why he has a dick and why you gave him one.
Well that makes a lot of sense actually, considering how you and your family are known for tucking.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2009, 12:20:17 PM »
How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this? 
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2009, 12:41:16 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 05, 2009, 12:20:17 PM
How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this? 

Birmingham + AWK = Pickle Surprise Gayness.  :silence:
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2009, 12:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 05, 2009, 12:20:17 PM
How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this? 
Lots of heroine and a mule.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2009, 12:53:59 PM »
Quote from: AWK on January 05, 2009, 12:51:25 PM
Lots of heroine and a mule.

How the frick are you passing law school? 

Heroin is the drug, heroine is a female hero. 
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2009, 12:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on January 05, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
How the frick are you passing law school? 

Heroin is the drug, heroine is a female hero. 
That was the joke...
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Re: Welcome Carnellisanescalade!
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2009, 12:55:28 PM »
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