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The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« on: December 31, 2008, 07:36:13 PM »
For all of you guys who think that Paul Johnson's offense is "boring" I can definitively say that you are talking out of your ass and have actually never seen them play.  This is year 1, he doesn't have his key players yet but that won't matter.

I want someone to honestly say that tonight's performance is "boring", if you say it you're just simply wrong.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 08:16:11 PM »
Boring or not its better than 5-19.
Wins are never boring.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 08:42:49 PM »
For all of you guys who think that Paul Johnson's offense is "boring" I can definitively say that you are talking out of your ass and have actually never seen them play.  This is year 1, he doesn't have his key players yet but that won't matter.

I want someone to honestly say that tonight's performance is "boring", if you say it you're just simply wrong.
this thread really didn't work out well man.

incredibly stupid call on the punt fake.
28-3 LSU

how about this freshman QB Jefferson? he is tearing GT apart.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 08:59:44 PM »
No, not what I had in mind.  GT's defense is obviously grossly outclassed in this match up.  Their offense is a panicked and not clicking on all cylinders.  These aren't the players Paul Johnson needs to compete against tip top talent.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 10:10:04 PM »
For all of you guys who think that Paul Johnson's offense is "boring" I can definitively say that you are talking out of your ass and have actually never seen them play.  This is year 1, he doesn't have his key players yet but that won't matter.

I want someone to honestly say that tonight's performance is "boring", if you say it you're just simply wrong.
Wrong huh?  It is boring as hell - 38-3 at the end of 3.  Yet another example of how a merely adequate SEC defense can make mincemeat out of a spread offense.  Clicking or not - the play calling sucks.  LSU's defense is NOT that good!!!! But GT is making them look like world beaters.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 10:43:14 PM »
For all of you guys who think that Paul Johnson's offense is "boring" I can definitively say that you are talking out of your ass and have actually never seen them play.  This is year 1, he doesn't have his key players yet but that won't matter.

I want someone to honestly say that tonight's performance is "boring", if you say it you're just simply wrong.

Well fuck me, that was some fun shit to watch afterall.  Fuck you.  The reason that bama fans wanted us to hire him, is the same reason that we wanted you fucktards to keep Shula.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 10:44:54 PM »
Whoo hoo.  Excitement galore, that one...   :bs:

GT is 116th in the nation in fumbles.  Yeah, we want that offensive scheme at AU.  Where do we sign up?

bammer schmuck.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2008, 10:49:22 PM »
LOL!   :vn: 

The catch phrase epic fail comes to mind.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 11:04:29 PM »
For all of you guys who think that Paul Johnson's offense is "boring" I can definitively say that you are talking out of your ass and have actually never seen them play.  This is year 1, he doesn't have his key players yet but that won't matter.

I want someone to honestly say that tonight's performance is "boring", if you say it you're just simply wrong.
Goddam that was exciting! Thanks for the tip. What's your forecast for the hot stocks of 2009?
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 12:59:51 AM »
That Paul Johnson is a jeenyus, I tell ya'.  You know, having a series with LSU where you go back and forth every year with games that come down to the wire and 99% of the time have a huge impact on the SEC west....is so boring.  I'd much rather hire a coach who can take all the stress out of this game and allow us to sit back, not worrying about the outcome.

When it's 35-3 in the 3rd, you can walk to the concession stand, get a cold beer and just kick back and enjoy the rest of your night.  No worries.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2009, 01:46:29 AM »
Can we still hire Johnson? That man had a plan for Lsu:taunt: I guess you could blame the loss on Chizic or Jacobs!
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2009, 03:06:37 AM »
Way to stick your foot in your mouth there B'ham.

I watched the other Johnson, the one that I kept saying deserved an interview, beat Boston College this afternoon. Congrats to Vanderbilt on their first bowl win since 1955! I will be surprised if Bobby Johnson is at Vandy after next year. This man will make a name for himself at a school with better talent.
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2009, 06:07:11 PM »
The Option will only work against a team that doesn't have strong or big DTs.  If the Defense has Strong and/or Big DTs they won't have to worry about the initial fake, the LBers will begin to Tee off on the QB...And that's Never a good thing.
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2009, 07:31:48 PM »
Epic fail
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2009, 08:17:26 PM »
I would hate to have seen what the chizpanzee would have done against LSU. Oh wait I will probably get that chance.  :puke:


Does anyone have the phone number to that golf tourny Bama used to dispose of Mike Price?
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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2009, 12:20:01 AM »
I would hate to have seen what the chizpanzee would have done against LSU. Oh wait I will probably get that chance.  :puke:


Does anyone have the phone number to that golf tourny Bama used to dispose of Mike Price?

HUH????
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Re: The Coach Auburn should have hired is about to play
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2009, 11:38:19 PM »
I would like this late opportunity to point and laugh at Birmingham for pompously stating as fact what couldn't have turned out to be more false.

Ok, thanks.
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