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Happy New Year
« on: December 31, 2008, 04:15:36 PM »
Hope your new year is filled with  :tits: :gig: and plenty of other cool shit.

Everyone BE CAREFUL tonight and stay out from behind the wheel if you are overpartaking of the frosty cold adult beverages.  Take some extra cash and call a freakin' cab. 
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 04:23:07 PM »
'Bout to head to some friends house for the evening... Got a bed all set for tonight.   In other words, I have champagne, and some Crown Reserve and plan on chilling for the rest of the night. 

Everyone here have a safe and great New Year's tonight! 

War Eagle!
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 04:42:52 PM »
Happy New Year to every one. I hope 2009 bring prosperity to you and your family.

Sir Charles says, "Catch a cab."
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 04:53:53 PM »
AAA of Alabama does the Tow For Life program every year as well. you don't even have to be a member. you can call them at 1-800-222-4357 and as long as you live within 10 miles of wherever you are and your vehicle is in running condition (so you're not just getting a free tow for your broken down vehicle), they will have you towed home for free. the wrecker driver will take your keys, however, when you reach your destination. you will have to get up with them to get them back.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2009, 12:53:32 AM »
Happy New Year from Houston, y'all.  In 2009, may your boots be polished and your spurs be sharp, and if you are a bammer fan, may they all find their way up your ass.   Horizontally.  :)
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2009, 01:20:23 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 01, 2009, 12:53:32 AM
Happy New Year from Houston, y'all.  In 2009, may your boots be polished and your spurs be sharp, and if you are a bammer fan, may they all find their way up your ass.   Horizontally.  :)

What she said.  Are you as buzzed as I am right now?

TIGERSX 2009
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 01:46:22 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 01, 2009, 01:20:23 AM
What she said.  Are you as buzzed as I am right now?

TIGERSX 2009

Yep, and happy new year!
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Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 02:25:12 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 01, 2009, 01:20:23 AM
What she said.  Are you as buzzed as I am right now?

TIGERSX 2009
I am working on it... had a wonderful bottle of champers already
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2009, 02:40:24 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 01, 2009, 01:20:23 AM
What she said.  Are you as buzzed as I am right now?

TIGERSX 2009


Yes.


Happy New Year to all you X'ers!  (or is it "US" X'ers...hell...I'm a bit inebriated myself...but not driving anywheres!).
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 03:17:16 AM »
Dang Steve, I am surprised you were sober enough to start this thread at 3:15 in the afternoon.

At 5:45 this afternoon, we were on our way out to get some dinner. We see this guy in his 80s model Z-28 pull up into a freakin' club, that had an empty parking lot, park his car and get out, go to the door and get pissed when he found it they were not open yet. That immediately made me think about a few of you.

It is 2 am in the morning, I did not partake of any alcoholic beverages, but I am watching a Cheech and Chong movie.
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