Gus Malzahn & Gene Chizik Press Confrence Vid...

[Talon]

http://videos.al.com/birmingham-news/2008/12/gene_chizik_introduces_gus_mal.html

Highlights:

**Malzahn said:

``This is a big moment for me to have a chance to come to Auburn.''

``We're going to be a run team, a play-action team. I know a lot of people categorize me as a spread team. We're going to play smash-mouth football.''

He said the passing game would be vertical, meaning he'll throw down the field




**Malzahn said he went to work Monday by watching game film and calling recruits.

``We got started on that today. That's the first step, assessing what you have. I spent a lot of time evaluating our strengths.

``That's what I'm in the process I'm doing now, and also recruiting.''


This is my favorite comment. I'm still laughing my ass off...

**On his offense compared to Tony Franklin's:

``I'm not familiar with Tony Franklin's.''

[Tiger Wench]

Call me a silly girl, but I have never understood how a vertical offense was throwing the ball down the field when the ball is actually horizontal to the playing field.  To me, vertical would be throwing the ball straight up in the air, perpendicular to the field...

Or maybe I just have too much time to think about shit like that...

[The Prowler]

If I was CGM, I would've stood up, walked over to the Dumb Ass reporter (probably a bammer media Faggot), that asked me if I'd purchased the TFS, and punched him in throat.  Then, while he's gasping for air, I'd said Fuck You bammer.  I would've then walked back up to the table, given CGC a high five, and asked, "Anymore stupid questions?!?!"  While we're on the subject, if I happen to not work out here and I'm let go, I won't be like that Piece 'O Shit Tony Franklin and tell the other HCs, that's left on our schedule, what our signs are.  And, while I'm on a roll here....Fuck the Scandal Plagued University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE

That's what I would've done and said...if I was CGM

[Jumbo]

If I was CGM, I would've stood up, walked over to the Dumb Ass reporter (probably a bammer media Faggot), that asked me if I'd purchased the TFS, and punched him in throat.  Then, while he's gasping for air, I'd said Fuck You bammer.  I would've then walked back up to the table, given CGC a high five, and asked, "Anymore stupid questions?!?!"  While we're on the subject, if I happen to not work out here and I'm let go, I won't be like that Piece 'O Shit Tony Franklin and tell the other HCs, that's left on our schedule, what our signs are.  And, while I'm on a roll here....Fuck the Scandal Plagued University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE

That's what I would've done and said...if I was CGM

If he was an agent the Andre 3000 could sign with him!