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Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?

Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« on: December 22, 2008, 02:11:56 AM »
I just spent the last hour and a half cleaning my entire apartment (except the master bedroom), researching silly pictures on the internet, balancing my checkbook, and carrying some boxes and a trashbag to the dumpster.  My kitchen is spotless; the fridge is organized and cleaned out; the coffee is ready for the morning; the dishwasher is unloaded and then loaded; and the living room has been dusted. 

I don't know what it is about the funky bump, but I could probaby run two miles every time.  I also get the munchies. 

Anyone else experience this?   
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 02:19:45 AM »
I just spent the last hour and a half cleaning my entire apartment (except the master bedroom), researching silly pictures on the internet, balancing my checkbook, and carrying some boxes and a trashbag to the dumpster.  My kitchen is spotless; the fridge is organized and cleaned out; the coffee is ready for the morning; the dishwasher is unloaded and then loaded; and the living room has been dusted. 

I don't know what it is about the funky bump, but I could probaby run two miles every time.  I also get the munchies. 

Anyone else experience this?   
Sounds like you drank a Red Bull.
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 05:58:01 AM »
I've been married too lomg to remember what it does to you.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 10:08:33 AM »
I just spent the last hour and a half cleaning my entire apartment (except the master bedroom), researching silly pictures on the internet, balancing my checkbook, and carrying some boxes and a trashbag to the dumpster.  My kitchen is spotless; the fridge is organized and cleaned out; the coffee is ready for the morning; the dishwasher is unloaded and then loaded; and the living room has been dusted. 

I don't know what it is about the funky bump, but I could probaby run two miles every time.  I also get the munchies. 

Anyone else experience this?   

What a way to brag about getting laid.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 11:49:01 AM »
What a way to brag about getting laid.

Seriously.  Plus, I'd much rather have all the sordid details of the actual event and not how enthusiastically he did the laundry.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 11:51:30 AM »
Seriously.  Plus, I'd much rather have all the sordid details of the actual event and not how enthusiastically he did the laundry.

Indeed.

Poor, poor showing TSH.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 11:55:06 AM »
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 11:56:35 AM »


I hope the rest of that sentence is: of her...not you.  Or any part of you.  In fact, you don't even have to be in the room when the picture is taken.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 12:03:57 PM »
I hope the rest of that sentence is: of her...not you.  Or any part of you.  In fact, you don't even have to be in the room when the picture is taken.

Picking up a new digital camera for Christmas this afternoon.  I happily volunteer to snap the photos.  THS, when's a good time?  I could have them ready for Christmas and I won't charge a thing. 

It's just the kind of guy I am.

Oh, does she like Elf costumes?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 12:06:04 PM »
Picking up a new digital camera for Christmas this afternoon.  I happily volunteer to snap the photos.  THS, when's a good time?  I could have them ready for Christmas and I won't charge a thing. 

It's just the kind of guy I am.

Oh, does she like Elf costumes?

Say.....don't you have a pageant-type daughter?

Just askin...
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 03:14:16 PM »
My bad, guys.  I broke the cardinal rule of message boards - no posts about any women without pics! 

She said I could post this one: 



She was a virgin when we met.  She works as a social worker and loves football.  Her favorite hobby is getting me a beer.  You all should meet her some day.   :gig:
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 03:52:28 PM »
My bad, guys.  I broke the cardinal rule of message boards - no posts about any women without pics! 

She said I could post this one: 



She was a virgin when we met.  She works as a social worker and loves football.  Her favorite hobby is getting me a beer.  You all should meet her some day.   :gig:
That lying whore, she said she loved me.
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 04:03:15 PM »
My bad, guys.  I broke the cardinal rule of message boards - no posts about any women without pics! 

She said I could post this one: 



She was a virgin when we met.  She works as a social worker and loves football.  Her favorite hobby is getting me a beer.  You all should meet her some day.   :gig:

Post of the fucking year. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2008, 10:48:44 PM »
If you can move, or if she can move after you're finished, you didn't do something right......  or enough...  :silence:
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 10:38:20 PM »
My bad, guys.  I broke the cardinal rule of message boards - no posts about any women without pics! 

She said I could post this one: 



She was a virgin when we met.  She works as a social worker and loves football.  Her favorite hobby is getting me a beer.  You all should meet her some day.   :gig:
FTFY
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 11:32:19 PM »
My bad, guys.  I broke the cardinal rule of message boards - no posts about any women without pics! 

She said I could post this one: 



She was a virgin when we met.  She works as a social worker and loves football.  Her favorite hobby is getting me a beer.  You all should meet her some day.   :gig:
Sounds to me like you think your blow up girlfriend is real.
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Re: Way OT - Does sex make anyone else energetic?
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2008, 05:24:02 AM »
Sounds to me like you think your blow up girlfriend is real.
So I guess we need a picture of TownHall with his girlfriend to confirm :thumbsup:
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