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Christmas and New Year Plans???
« on: December 22, 2008, 04:02:06 PM »
What's up with everyone's plans this year?  Christmas at the Birdman's will be low key, getting stuff set for the kids and eating way too much at the in-laws.  Our best friends have a house down at St. George Island outside Appalachicola.  We're gonna hit that for New Year's and get mighty drunk, if I have anything to do with it.

Plans?  Randall? 
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 04:05:31 PM »
New Years on St. George is a good time.  Nothing to do but drink.

Not much planned here.  Party at some friends' house, crash in spare bedroom.  This night is always overhyped and underperforms.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 04:14:56 PM »
If I've got plans, it's a great time.  If not, I'm ready for bed at 10:00 standing at my front doorway hollering, "Stop poppin' off your damn fireworks ya' little hellions.  People gotta' sleep around here ya' know."
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 04:15:39 PM »
If I've got plans, it's a great time.  If not, I'm ready for bed at 10:00 standing at my front doorway hollering, "Stop poppin' off your damn fireworks ya' little hellions.  People gotta' sleep around here ya' know."

I hope you don't forget to shake your fist at the whippersnappers.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 04:32:24 PM »
Christmas - Figuring out how to make both sets of in-laws happy.  Knowing that it'll never happen, I want to say screw it and stay home all day. 

New Years - I'm sure we'll have plans with friends that everyone is excited about.  The only two New Years I ever enjoyed was last year (bowl game) and 2000 (spent the night in the basement while wearing a protective suit). 

Most of the time, New Years is just another night going out.  I can drink at The Rare Martini any day of the week. 
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 04:36:49 PM »
The only two New Years I ever enjoyed was last year (bowl game) and 2000 (spent the night in the basement while wearing a protective suit). 


Uh...the protective suit evening needs some explanation.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 04:52:15 PM »
Uh...the protective suit evening needs some explanation.

I'm guessing he was preparing for Y2K. 

Oh yeah - Christmas we are going down to see the family.  New Years, I think we're staying around B'ham, probably going out somewhere. 
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 04:53:31 PM »
I'm guessing he was preparing for Y2K. 


Oh, I'd forgotten all the hoopla over that shit.

Still, the question remains: why was the night in the protective suit one of only two NYEs he's ever enjoyed?
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 04:54:16 PM »
Oh, I'd forgotten all the hoopla over that shit.

Still, the question remains: why was the night in the protective suit one of only two NYEs he's ever enjoyed?

Maybe it had a built-in pocket pussy?
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 04:54:54 PM »
Maybe it had a built-in pocket pussy?

Emergency flesh-light?
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 06:59:51 PM »
Emergency flesh-light?

Anal beads?

Still, one of the best NYE's ever was AU/Penn State in Tampa.  It rained like  mo-fo the next day...wettest I've ever been.  Took a piss in my pancho right there in my seat.  Didn't matter...a freakin' flood was pouring over us for hours.  But, the night before was worth the trip.  Don't even recall where we went but there was a great band, good food, stupid hats and lots of liquor..and I got laid. 

Good times and I have pics to prove it.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 08:57:40 PM »
Good times and I have pics to prove it.

OK...........let's see em...
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 11:51:27 AM »
Headed to fabulous Pratt-Vegas today. Be there til Saturday, then I'm going with the fam to Colorado. Some skiing will be taking place for sure. We're staying with my brother's girlfriend's folks who live in Littleton...yeah where the Columbine shit went down.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 11:57:51 AM »
Christmas - Figuring out how to make both sets of in-laws happy.

You have two sets of in-laws?

Frickin' Mormons are taking over.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 12:06:14 PM »
Headed to fabulous Pratt-Vegas today. Be there til Saturday, then I'm going with the fam to Colorado. Some skiing will be taking place for sure. We're staying with my brother's girlfriend's folks who live in Littleton...yeah where the Columbine shit went down.

Make sure to blast some Marilyn Manson with the windows rolled down.

Pack a trenchcoat, it'll be chilly out there.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 12:29:28 PM »
Heading to LA tomorrow evening. 
Kill God's creatures till about Wednesday.
Come back to the ATL. to celebrate NYE.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 12:55:13 PM »
Heading to LA tomorrow evening. 
Kill God's creatures till about Wednesday.
Come back to the ATL. to celebrate NYE.


You will be stalking on what I'm sure are some of the best grounds in this State for killing God's creatures.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 01:27:12 PM »
Anal beads?

Still, one of the best NYE's ever was AU/Penn State in Tampa.  It rained like  mo-fo the next day...wettest I've ever been.  Took a piss in my pancho right there in my seat.  Didn't matter...a freakin' flood was pouring over us for hours.  But, the night before was worth the trip.  Don't even recall where we went but there was a great band, good food, stupid hats and lots of liquor..and I got laid. 

Good times and I have pics to prove it.
Oh god I went to that game...talk about misra...and it was cold. My shoes are getting wet thinking about that day. Ugh!

Not to mention we got slaughtered.
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 01:44:37 PM »
Oh god I went to that game...talk about misra...and it was cold. My shoes are getting wet thinking about that day. Ugh!

Not to mention we got slaughtered.

I still wake up sometimes in a cold sweat, mumbling incoherently about Bowden not running the fucking ball. 
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Re: Christmas and New Year Plans???
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 02:04:32 PM »
I have no plans as of yet, motherfuckers, I guess I will be at the overpriced Rare Martini with Townhallsavoy in the Ham.
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