First Annual TigerX Basketball Outing

[Saniflush]

I have tried to post twice with stories from yesterday but I cannot make my fingers or brain function correctly quite yet.  I will expound sometime tomorrow.

Steve I need the address that you would like your tiger statue sent to.

[Ogre]

I have tried to post twice with stories from yesterday but I cannot make my fingers or brain function correctly quite yet.  I will expound sometime tomorrow.

Steve I need the address that you would like your tiger statue sent to.

How did you get it out of the hotel?

[Saniflush]

How did you get it out of the hotel?

I felt like I needed to check the emergency egress possibilities of the hotel.

[Snaggletiger]

I saw that text and laughed my ass off.

Then, I went "Wait, he didn't really...Naaaaaa"

[Ogre]

I saw that text and laughed my ass off.

Then, I went "Wait, he didn't really...Naaaaaa"

Oh but he did.

[Snaggletiger]

The video will clearly show me leaving the Conference Center without said statue.  But hey, I did offer $530.00 cash on the barrell head for it and she turned me down.  They had their chance.

[Ogre]

The video will clearly show me leaving the Conference Center without said statue.  But hey, I did offer $530.00 cash on the barrell head for it and she turned me down.  They had their chance.

Did we make a bet?  I have a hazy recollection of some mammoth bet that we made, but I don't remember all the parameters.  I think Thrilla wrote it down somewhere.

[Saniflush]

Did we make a bet?  I have a hazy recollection of some mammoth bet that we made, but I don't remember all the parameters.  I think Thrilla wrote it down somewhere.

Yes yall did.  The bet comes into play IF BOTH UNC & Duke make it to the final four.


Let me know what destination UPS should deliver to.

[Snaggletiger]

All of you were hazy. 

But, that WAS the bet.  UNC and the Dookies both have to make the final 4.  And then, I think like...you owe me $1,000.00...or something.

Okay, I was hazy too.  Thank god for the 2 mile jaunt back to the car in the cold to get my hazy ass out of the fog before driving home. 

[Saniflush]

I am encouraged by some proof positives that were reaffirmed throughout the weekend.

1)  Alabama fans outside the coliseum are douches.  Case in point. I GIVE tickets to a 6 and 8 year old set of brothers in Alabama garb.  Their father takes one of their tickets to get in and makes the kid sit in his lap so he doesn't have to buy one.  For fucks sake you could get a ticket for $5 - $10.  Let your kid have the ticket and come off the wallet man.

2)  Alabama fans inside the coliseum are douches.  After the game, Tarheel and myself are the only ones left from our group still at our seats cheering.  We begin walking down the steps to the portal when three rows in front of me a woman in orange is turned around toward us.  I give her a big "War Eagle".  As the words come out I am now even with her and realize that she is there with her husband, father-in-law, and mother-in-law who are all in crimson.  This is the word for word transcript of what happened next......

Me: "I'm sorry"  (realizing that the War Eagle may be taken as me rubbing their noses in the win I apologize) 

Crimson garbed husband:  "You just need to keep walking."

Me:  "Excuse me? I just apologized"

Crimson garbed husband: "You need to step off right now."

Me:  (in stunned disbelief of what he just said)  "I don't believe that I will.  In fact I am just going to stand right here until you step off" (Proceed to stand one row below and about four seats away and stare at him until he steps off.  Follow them out)

3) Tarheel has talent.  The man can puke 3/4 of the way down Magnolia from a moving vehicle.

4) If you are trying to order Obama commemorative plates don't call the hotline that sells the coins.  They do not have the number to Franklin mint and will not  transfer you , however you can have numerous funny conversations with them. (incidentally this is the reason why most of you did not get drunk called.  I was putting my effort toward keeping their phone lines busy)

5)  Auburn in general has more hot women in one place than anywhere else on the face of the Earth.

6) $2 a slice NY style pizza and $5 pitchers at midnight on Magnolia absolutely rock.

7) Never ever be the first one to pass out.  If you are, you had better be in a public place.(Garman)

8) NEVER under any circumstances be the first to pass out in a private place.  (Tarheel)

[Thrilla]

All of you were hazy. 

But, that WAS the bet.  UNC and the Dookies both have to make the final 4.  And then, I think like...you owe me $1,000.00...or something.

Okay, I was hazy too.  Thank god for the 2 mile jaunt back to the car in the cold to get my hazy ass out of the fog before driving home. 

Let's see if I can remember...

Birdman:  (beats his chest) let me show you this fat wad of cash in my wallet.

Ogre: (beats his meat) awww yeah baby that's what I like

Birdman: You can have this $500 if both UNC and Duke make the Final Four, and if Duke wins out.

Thrilla: Hey, I don't need that $500, but I do need two pennies for something

Ogre:  Just make up your mind, asshole! So if UNC and Duke make it to the Final Four and UNC wins out, then I win your cash?

Birdman:  Correct.  You owe me $500 if Duke and UNC make it to the Final Four, and Duke wins out

Saniflush:  You all love teh cock.  Where's my bottle opener?

Thrilla:  Damn!  These pennies are burning me!

Ogre:  Shake on it then, bitch.

(Ogre and Birdman go to the bathroom together to "shake hands" behind closed doors)


I think that's how it went down

[wesfau2]

4) If you are trying to order Obama commemorative plates don't call the hotline that sells the coins.  They do not have the number to Franklin mint and will not  transfer you , however you can have numerous funny conversations with them. (incidentally this is the reason why most of you did not get drunk called.  I was putting my effort toward keeping their phone lines busy)

I feel special, then.  I got approximately 433 phone calls inquiring about the Obama commemorative plates, militias marching past Caesar's Palace, and a picture of a passed out GarMan.

[Saniflush]

and a picture of a passed out GarMan.

Wait till you see the one of the person who passed out in private.

[Thrilla]

I feel special, then.  I got approximately 433 phone calls inquiring about the Obama commemorative plates, militias marching past Caesar's Palace, and a picture of a passed out GarMan.

Don't forget the note that accompanied that picture...we meant it.

Wait till you see the one of the person who passed out in private.

Not to be confused with the picture taken of one's privates.

[Saniflush]

Not to be confused with the picture taken of one's privates.

Ah yes.  The brain.

[Tarheel]

Wait till you see the one of the person who passed out in private.

Any hope I had of maintaining some kind of dignity...after puking out Sani's open car door moving down College Street...was completely lost after passing out in teh hotel room...I will always hold GarMan personally responsible since he opened the door.

What a weekend...I ache all over.

[Tarheel]

I am encouraged by some proof positives that were reaffirmed throughout the weekend.

1)  Alabama fans outside the coliseum are douches.  Case in point. I GIVE tickets to a 6 and 8 year old set of brothers in Alabama garb.  Their father takes one of their tickets to get in and makes the kid sit in his lap so he doesn't have to buy one.  For fucks sake you could get a ticket for $5 - $10.  Let your kid have the ticket and come off the wallet man.

Personal witness of this myself...they are douches.

2)  Alabama fans inside the coliseum are douches.  After the game, Tarheel and myself are the only ones left from our group still at our seats cheering.  We begin walking down the steps to the portal when three rows in front of me a woman in orange is turned around toward us.  I give her a big "War Eagle".  As the words come out I am now even with her and realize that she is there with her husband, father-in-law, and mother-in-law who are all in crimson.  This is the word for word transcript of what happened next......

Me: "I'm sorry"  (realizing that the War Eagle may be taken as me rubbing their noses in the win I apologize) 

Crimson garbed husband:  "You just need to keep walking."

Me:  "Excuse me? I just apologized"

Crimson garbed husband: "You need to step off right now."

Me:  (in stunned disbelief of what he just said)  "I don't believe that I will.  In fact I am just going to stand right here until you step off" (Proceed to stand one row below and about four seats away and stare at him until he steps off.  Follow them out)

Although moderately inebriated at this point I too was stunned at the arrogance and borderline vitriolic hate of these Tahds.

3) Tarheel has talent.  The man can puke 3/4 of the way down Magnolia from a moving vehicle.

Fortunately I had the where-with-all of mindset to have put on the seat belt...I yacked in a most excellent manner.

4) If you are trying to order Obama commemorative plates don't call the hotline that sells the coins.  They do not have the number to Franklin mint and will not  transfer you , however you can have numerous funny conversations with them. (incidentally this is the reason why most of you did not get drunk called.  I was putting my effort toward keeping their phone lines busy)

Wes, sorry for the drunk-dialing on my part.

5)  Auburn in general has more hot women in one place than anywhere else on the face of the Earth.

Yes, that is probably true...but the talent in 1716 was phenomenal.

6) $2 a slice NY style pizza and $5 pitchers at midnight on Magnolia absolutely rock.

It was very hard to leave 1716...

7) Never ever be the first one to pass out.  If you are, you had better be in a public place.(Garman)

8) NEVER under any circumstances be the first to pass out in a private place.  (Tarheel)

Like I wrote earlier; I still ache all over.

[Saniflush]

Like I wrote earlier; I still ache all over.

I don't think your anus counts as "all over".

[Ogre]

It was a great night.  I just wish I remembered some of it.  I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will.  I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza.  Other than that, I can't recall much.  

[Tarheel]

It was a great night.  I just wish I remembered some of it.  I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will.  I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza.  Other than that, I can't recall much.  

Oddly, I remember everything except the time after I passed out and before I was awakened by Sani and the rest of yall standing at the foot of my bed...there was drinking and eating at the Mellow Mushroom, followed by drinking at Bodega (and shuffleboard...and smoking in the damn cold and trying to watch the Carolina game)...followed by more drinking at 1716...followed by more drinking and pizza at that little Italian joint on Magnolia.