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« Reply #160 on: January 16, 2009, 11:34:21 AM »
And then there eight.  Well I just received a call from Wes and he will not be joining us this weekend.  He is getting on a plane heading to Vegas with expenses paid.  I knew he gave good head but not good enough for that.  Apparently he has been holding out on the rest of us.
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« Reply #161 on: January 16, 2009, 11:44:28 AM »
Sharpen your scalping skills, unless someone here wants to come join us tomorrow.

We will miss his presence, and those blowjob skills you are referring to.
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« Reply #162 on: January 16, 2009, 12:04:06 PM »
And then there eight.  Well I just received a call from Wes and he will not be joining us this weekend.  He is getting on a plane heading to Vegas with expenses paid.  I knew he gave good head but not good enough for that.  Apparently he has been holding out on the rest of us.

What the hell, man? 

Well, he does have a pretty mouff...  Fuckin' whore... 
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« Reply #163 on: January 16, 2009, 12:09:12 PM »
Couldn't his sugar-daddy pushed the Vegas trip back a week?

Fucking douche.
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Re: First Annual TigerX Basketball Outing
« Reply #164 on: January 16, 2009, 12:28:53 PM »
Originally, I was planning to go to Vegas this weekend...  I could have had a great room at the MGM Grand...  Airfare was cheap...  The wife would have been too busy with Tax Season to come with me...  Damn... 
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« Reply #165 on: January 16, 2009, 01:02:17 PM »
And then there eight.  Well I just received a call from Wes and he will not be joining us this weekend.  He is getting on a plane heading to Vegas with expenses paid.  I knew he gave good head but not good enough for that.  Apparently he has been holding out on the rest of us.

Well, that sucks.  We'll miss ya Wes.
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« Reply #166 on: January 16, 2009, 05:16:17 PM »
So when is everybody arriving?

Are there any bars on College/Magnolia that are open at 11:00AM on a Saturday? I've never tried to go quite that early. Or will we have to resort to drinking at Mellow Mushroom or something?
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« Reply #167 on: January 16, 2009, 05:19:55 PM »
So when is everybody arriving?

Are there any bars on College/Magnolia that are open at 11:00AM on a Saturday? I've never tried to go quite that early. Or will we have to resort to drinking at Mellow Mushroom or something?

Thrilla and I are meeting at the Hotel & Conference Center at 10:00 am tomorrow.  I doubt we'll be allowed to check in that early, so we'll probably head up toward College Street and see what's open.  Mellow Mushroom is always a good option, mainly because we know they'll be open.  We could meet you there around 10:30-10:45.  I'm the sexy redhead and he is the homely Greek. 
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« Reply #168 on: January 16, 2009, 05:21:55 PM »
Thrilla and I are meeting at the Hotel & Conference Center at 10:00 am tomorrow.  I doubt we'll be allowed to check in that early, so we'll probably head up toward College Street and see what's open.  Mellow Mushroom is always a good option, mainly because we know they'll be open.  We could meet you there around 10:30-10:45.  I'm the sexy redhead and he is the homely Greek. 

He's got my number so yall just give me a call whenever you are heading downtown and I'll meet up with yall. Oh yeah, we apparently share the same name.
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« Reply #169 on: January 16, 2009, 05:23:54 PM »
He's got my number so yall just give me a call whenever you are heading downtown and I'll meet up with yall. Oh yeah, we apparently share the same name.

Your name is Heywood Jablome?
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« Reply #170 on: January 16, 2009, 05:26:20 PM »
You're name is Heywood Jablome?

Amazing coincidence isn't it?
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« Reply #171 on: January 16, 2009, 05:35:48 PM »
Amazing coincidence isn't it?


...yep...my liver hurts already...I can tell we're all going to get along.
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Re: First Annual TigerX Basketball Outing
« Reply #172 on: January 16, 2009, 05:50:58 PM »
Y'all have a great time - I can't wait to hear the stories next week when y'all sober up/bond out.
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« Reply #173 on: January 16, 2009, 06:59:37 PM »
Soo..I just saw this thread.  What are you guys talking about?  Are you having a social?  Can I join you?  I know some great songs we could sing and I don't mind leading them if you guys are shy. 
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« Reply #174 on: January 16, 2009, 07:27:48 PM »
Y'all have fun. I couldn't pass up a free ride in sin city.
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« Reply #175 on: January 16, 2009, 07:40:28 PM »




...yep...my liver hurts already...I can tell we're all going to get along.

prayer sent... :jesus:
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« Reply #176 on: January 17, 2009, 12:50:46 AM »
So are you fuckers drunk yet, I am on my second LARGE Jack and sprite after about 8 beers this afternoon.
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« Reply #177 on: January 18, 2009, 12:30:52 AM »
Any of you bitches get arrested yet?
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« Reply #178 on: January 18, 2009, 02:31:03 AM »
there will be a more complete story of the day/night later..but i iwll jsut say this before i pass the fuck out.

the x'ers lived up to their billing. that is all.
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« Reply #179 on: January 18, 2009, 03:35:58 PM »
Currently on my third liter of water.  What a bad ass basketball game to be at.  They didn't win, they WHUPPED THE SHIT out of the bammers.  I believe there may be some pictures of the festivities out there that could possibly be incriminating.  I am especially thankful to Aubie16, who introduced me to a newer bar in Auburn called 17/16, where I was reminded that the most beautiful women in the world live in Auburn, and their asses are in fact as tight as they look-trust me.  Good times and let's do it again.
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