First Annual TigerX Basketball Outing

[Saniflush]

Oddly, I remember everything except the time after I passed out and before I was awakened by Sani and the rest of yall standing at the foot of my bed...there was drinking and eating at the Mellow Mushroom, followed by drinking at Bodega (and shuffleboard...and smoking in the damn cold and trying to watch the Carolina game)...followed by more drinking at 1716...followed by more drinking and pizza at that little Italian joint on Magnolia.

 

[wesfau2]

Wes, sorry for the drunk-dialing on my part.

No worries.  It's to be expected.

[Thrilla]

At my desk doing the same thing.

It was a great night.  I just wish I remembered some of it.  I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will.  I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza.  Other than that, I can't recall much.  

Blame it on the Fighting Cock.  Those mini's we took in the game gave us an excellent foundation for blacking out.  I can't believe you don't remember 17/16. That was the best part of the night (ass, ass, and more ass), except for that douchebag doorman who wouldn't let me leave with my drink...I hope he didn't mind cleaning up the mess I left for him.

[Saniflush]

At my desk doing the same thing.

Blame it on the Fighting Cock.  Those mini's we took in the game gave us an excellent foundation for blacking out.  I can't believe you don't remember 17/16. That was the best part of the night (ass, ass, and more ass), except for that douchebag doorman who wouldn't let me leave with my drink...I hope he didn't mind cleaning up the mess I left for him.

I am also glad to see that the douche cops has relaxed this whole open container thing.  They were much more interested in their conversation than they were in speaking to me. Which was good for me.

[Tiger Wench]

It was a great night.  I just wish I remembered some of it.  I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will.  

I thought Taylor didn't get to go?

[Saniflush]

I thought Taylor didn't get to go?

We had role playing.

[Snaggletiger]

Part of me is pissed that I left and part of me is reeaall happy I did.  A few more Fighting Cocks or Heineys and I would have been Garmanized.  It was tough enough playing in front of 800 people in church Sunday morning, hungover like a mo fo.

Not my shiniest moment. 

[Saniflush]

  It was tough enough playing in front of 800 people in church Sunday morning, hungover like a mo fo.

Not my shiniest moment. 

I don't think Gill the magic salamander even noticed.

[Snaggletiger]

Where did you dig that old dinosaur up?  Half those people aren't even in the band anymore. 

[Tarheel]

Part of me is pissed that I left and part of me is reeaall happy I did.  A few more Fighting Cocks or Heineys and I would have been Garmanized.  It was tough enough playing in front of 800 people in church Sunday morning, hungover like a mo fo.

Not my shiniest moment. 

Even GarMan wasn't "Tarheelized"...I hope that I had a good time...I feel so dirty.

[Aubie16]

It was a great night.  I just wish I remembered some of it.  I remember bits and pieces - like Tarheel being "Mounted" if you will.  I remember playing shuffleboard, and I vaguely remember eating a piece of pizza.  Other than that, I can't recall much.  

Do you remember getting our asses handed to us in shuffleboard by the damn metrosexuals and having them request absolut and cranberry as their round that we owed?

That pissed me off. He didn't even deserve the aristocrat that carnellisanescalade got him.

How the hell did we lose to those guys? TWICE??

Edit: Upon further thought...it might have had a little bit to do with the fact that we could all hardly stand up at that point in the night after 8 hours of drinking. While they were stone-cold sober. Douchebags.

[Snaggletiger]

Do you remember getting our asses handed to us in shuffleboard by the damn metrosexuals and having them request absolut and cranberry as their round that we owed?

That pissed me off. He didn't even deserve the aristocrat that carnellisanescalade got him.

How the hell did we lose to those guys? TWICE??

Edit: Upon further thought...it might have had a little bit to do with the fact that we could all hardly stand up at that point in the night after 8 hours of drinking. While they were stone-cold sober. Douchebags.

Rule 473.5 Sub Paragraph B as contained in Microline 17 states plainly:

You guys were ripped and lost at shiffleboard to a couple of fruitcakes.  Everyone must point and laugh.

[Ogre]

Do you remember getting our asses handed to us in shuffleboard by the damn metrosexuals and having them request absolut and cranberry as their round that we owed?

That pissed me off. He didn't even deserve the aristocrat that carnellisanescalade got him.

How the hell did we lose to those guys? TWICE??

Edit: Upon further thought...it might have had a little bit to do with the fact that we could all hardly stand up at that point in the night after 8 hours of drinking. While they were stone-cold sober. Douchebags.

I remember those homos.  I wanted to punch that dude with glasses squarely in the face.  Did we buy them Absolut and Cranberry, or are you saying we stuck them with Aristocrat? 

[Thrilla]

I remember those homos.  I wanted to punch that dude with glasses squarely in the face.  Did we buy them Absolut and Cranberry, or are you saying we stuck them with Aristocrat? 

I don't know about you guys, but I beat them at shuffleboard once (although I can't remember who my partner was) and promptly got that bitch to get me a shot of tequila and a Yuengling.  And you definitely bought them Aristocrat...only the finest for the metrosexuals.

[Tarheel]

I don't know about you guys, but I beat them at shuffleboard once (although I can't remember who my partner was) and promptly got that bitch to get me a shot of tequila and a Yuengling.  And you definitely bought them Aristocrat...only the finest for the metrosexuals.

Bodega...all I remember about that place is bitching to the bartender...and both security officers...that there was no smoking indoors...damn Smoke Nazis.