You must admit, tho, that the resemblance to your writings of late is remarkable.
I'm givin myself an ulcer.
I fucking hate Jay Jacobs. I'm consumed with it.
This picture right here... the look on that asshole's face? His dough-ass face? It makes me want to drive to Auburn with a BB gun and a sack of pickle forks and fuck him completely up. Fuck throwing shoes at him, I'd throw bags full of excrement.
I can't say as I've ever loathed anyone as much as I loathe him right now. I despise the guy. His voice makes me want to nut punch squirrels.