Fuck You Penguin

[Tiger Wench]

Kaos, is this your blog?  'Cause it sure reminds me of you and your classic rants...

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

[Thrilla]

I'm guessing this guy is not on PETA's mailing list.

[Kaos]

Kaos, is this your blog?  'Cause it sure reminds me of you and your classic rants...

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Honey, I don't know what a blog is.  It ain't me.

[Tiger Wench]

Honey, I don't know what a blog is.  It ain't me.

You must admit, tho, that the resemblance to your writings of late is remarkable.

[Kaos]

You must admit, tho, that the resemblance to your writings of late is remarkable.

I'm givin myself an ulcer. 

I fucking hate Jay Jacobs.  I'm consumed with it. 



This picture right here... the look on that asshole's face?  His dough-ass face? It makes me want to drive to Auburn with a BB gun and a sack of pickle forks and fuck him completely up.  Fuck throwing shoes at him, I'd throw bags full of excrement. 

I can't say as I've ever loathed anyone as much as I loathe him right now.  I despise the guy. His voice makes me want to nut punch squirrels.

[Pell City Tiger]

It makes me want to drive to Auburn with a BB gun and a sack of pickle forks and fuck him completely up

Now that is hate. Pickle forks - +25 for creativity.

[Townhallsavoy]

Pretty funny blog. 

However, Kaos has a better vocabulary and more of a David Eggers style. 

[Kaos]

Pretty funny blog. 

However, Kaos has a better vocabulary and more of a David Eggers style. 

Who is David Eggers?

[Townhallsavoy]

Who is David Eggers?

I read "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by him a few years ago.  He's got a good wit about him, and his satire is well scripted. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Heartbreaking_Work_of_Staggering_Genius 

He's rather liberal, so you might not like what he's writing about.  But it was a pretty good read while sitting on the John.