Venting in Haiku

Ogre · « **on:** December 15, 2008, 12:15:33 PM »

Fuck you Jay Jacobs
You took a shit on Christmas
You suck at your job

Ogre · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:19:44 PM »

I'm shaking my head,
Just Auburn being Auburn
This hire sucks balls.

Birmingham · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:47:56 PM »

This year is awesome
Coach Fulmer and Tuberville are now gone
welcome Lane and Gene

Out of curiosity, how do you replace a coach with a 70% winning record with one who has an 80% losing record?

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 15, 2008, 12:47:56 PM

Out of curiosity, how do you replace a coach with a 70% winning record with one who has an 80% losing record?

You have Jay Jacobs do the search.

RWS · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:53:27 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 12:49:50 PM

You have Jay Jacobs do the search.

which also answers the question of how the fuck does Mal Moore get Saban and you guys get Chizik. seriously, fucking MAL MOORE managed to get Saban. the master of all coaching search fuckups. i think Jacobs is now the undisputed champion, though.

Ogre · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:56:23 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 15, 2008, 12:47:56 PM

This year is awesome
Coach Fulmer and Tuberville are now gone
welcome Lane and Gene

I know you're a bama fan, so let me type this slow for you. Haiku is done like this:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2008, 01:10:04 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on December 15, 2008, 12:53:27 PM

which also answers the question of how the fuck does Mal Moore get Saban and you guys get Chizik. seriously, fucking MAL MOORE managed to get Saban. the master of all coaching search fuckups. i think Jacobs is now the undisputed champion, though.

Go suck a fat cock
You ignorant fucking rube.
You can burn in hell.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2008, 01:17:17 PM »

Quote from: Chizad on December 15, 2008, 01:10:04 PM

Go suck a fat cock
You ignorant fucking rube.
You can burn in hell.

Now THAT'S some serious venting in Haiku

Birmingham · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:14:42 PM »

Quote

I know you're a bama fan, so let me type this slow for you. Haiku is done like this:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Ogre, I'm well aware of how a Haiku works. I decided that if the Haiku's before my post weren't held to format than mine wasn't bound to it either.

Ogre · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:24:00 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 15, 2008, 03:14:42 PM

Ogre, I'm well aware of how a Haiku works. I decided that if the Haiku's before my post weren't held to format than mine wasn't bound to it either.

Touche'.

I missed this gem:

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2008, 12:45:52 PM

Jacobs interviewed hundreds
Decided on Coach Gene Chizik
Dick Sabban laughed

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:28:59 PM »

He was buzzed.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2008, 03:53:44 PM »

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2008, 04:26:19 PM »

Jay Jacobs sucks ass.
He is not an AU man.
May he rot in hell.

Jay Jacobs fucked us
Gene Chizik is our new coach.
"It is what it is."

When Chizik loses
Will they fire Jay Jacobs then?
Only time will tell.

Ogre · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2008, 04:30:37 PM »

Please fire Jacobs.
Auburn University
Deserves better now!

Kaos · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:00:14 PM »

Jacobs sucks dog cock
Die a thousand deaths you fuck
A fate worse than hell

Knives sticking out of
Bullet riddled body of
Jacobs makes me laugh

Death to you Jacobs
Hell is too good for your ass
Get the kerosene

I hate Jay Jacobs
Worse than I hate Bama fucks
Damn you you asshole

ssgaufan · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:04:29 PM »

All of you smart, pissed off people are really cracking me up today. :

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:16:00 PM »

That asshole Jacobs.
Every bammer fan on earth.
Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate.

You make lemonade
When assholes give you lemons.
I hate lemonade.

AWK · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:18:37 PM »

I wish I had beer
so that Jacob's complete failure
would be forgotten

Kaos · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:19:01 PM »

Under his blue shirt
Jacobs wears crimson colors
He has damned us so

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:23:39 PM »

Jacobs hates Auburn.
So until his ass gets fired,
I love Coach Les Miles.