Hey guys and gals,
I just woke up and man oh man did I have a terrible dream. I mean, it was so horrifying, i wanted to share to get it off my chest.
It starts like this:
So of course we're going to the Chic Fil A bowl, it isn't a BCS bowl, but I think it's gonna be better than the LSU-Ohio State game, but anyway this new OC, Franklin guy we hired actually came out and installed his offense this past week and we ended up winning the game in OT on a Kodi draw play at the goal line. the offense in the dream actually looked kinda bad ass, Brandon looked like the Brandon of old, but with a little swagger and he seemed a lot more comfortable, but he was augmented by Kodi coming in and making some decent plays.
This is where it gets rough, the team gets this JC transfer commit named Todd Chris or some shit and now all the sudden he's in the running for the starting job, but he has a bum shoulder and it looks like the team might be dividing a little.
They play the first game, looks very vanilla, but they alternate series and it looks kinda shitty.
In fact, the rest of the whole fucking season is shitty. Auburn beats Miss St. 3-2, lose to Vandy, WVU, Ole Miss, Arky, LSU, and Alabama goes 12-1 with a loss to Florida in the SEC champ game. Tubbs ends up firing Franklin after the Vandy game and we suck, and throws in Ensminger to call the offense...
It gets better, at the end of the season, Tubbs mysteriously resigns but is given his buyout, and Jay Jacobs does this coaching search and interviews some dude from Buffalo which seems to have some upside, the guy from TCU, Nix from Miami, and some other fellas.
Guess who in the fuck they end up hiring after only 10 days.... Chizik.
Donkey Fuck
I woke up after that shit and was all sweaty and almost crying from fear or laughter, but it was evil. i started thinking, I really can't blame Chizik for taking the job, I mean it's a million dollar raise and he gets out of corn infested Iowa or Iowa state, wherever the hell he is, but man JJ would be high on crack cocaine if he hired that guy to replace Tuberville.
Anyway, hope none of this shit ever happens but thought I would share.
War Damn Eagle and Beat Clempson!!!
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