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Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..

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Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« on: December 11, 2008, 03:26:37 PM »
To get my loud ass dog to shut up.  Thought I'd do a little research to see if they work.




For some reason, I laughed my ass off.
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 03:51:26 PM »
I've taken one on 6 before.  That dude isn't exaggerating one bit.
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 03:54:06 PM »
I've taken one on 6 before. 

Isn't this what you meant?
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 04:01:11 PM »
The quote function strikes again.
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 04:18:27 PM »
I've taken on a 6 incher before.  That dude isn't exaggerating one bit.



I think he meant this.
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 04:19:12 PM »
I love how they hit him before he can "Woof" on 6.  
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2008, 04:47:27 PM »
And you guys wonder why women think you are all retards... 
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2008, 05:15:56 AM »
I've taken on 6 before in my mouth.  That dude isn't exaggerating one bit.

Thats some funny shit!
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2008, 07:54:27 PM »
And you guys wonder why women think you are all retards... 
All in the name of science. That's our angle.
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Re: Been Thinking About A Shock Collar..
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2008, 10:03:58 AM »
Thats some funny shit!

The only thing that could have made that funnier is if he had started yelling form the pain and it just kept shocking him. Dumbasses deserve the shock therapy.
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