So...Who's YOUR Top 3?

[AUChizad]

At this point in the search I'm saying:

1a: Turner Gill
1b: Steve Spurrier (may be a long shot, but if the wallet's open...)
3:  Chris Peterson

[ssgaufan]

Turner Gill
Patterson
DelRio

[War Eagle!!!]

Turner Gill
Will Muschamp
THe Dooley guy

[Buzz Killington]

1.  Brian Kelly
2.  John Gruden
3a.  Turner Gill
3b.  Will Muschamp

[Saniflush]

1. Jim Donnan
2. Jim Jones
3. Jim Morrison
4. Jim Carrey

[Snaggletiger]

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mantle

Mickey Way

[Kaos]

1. Tom Landry -- Coaches in sporty hats are coming back.
2. Bill Walsh -- hey, if the wallet's open anything's possible
3. Gene Simmons -- marketing genius
4. Jimmy Johnson -- He needs the exercise
5. Bear Bryant -- just to piss them off
6. Sarah Palin -  The HCILF
7. Moses (love to see that red sea get parted)
8. Karl Rove -- Made GWB look good, can surely fool people about Chris Todd.
9. Jerry Bruckheimer -- the pre-game trailers would be awesome
10. Michael Bay -- Maybe some of those great transformer robots could get the running game going. And Megan Fox could be a cheerleader. He knows her.

[wesfau2]

Gill
Patterson
Hoke

[Ogre]

Gill
Patterson
Kelley

[Godfather]

Mickey Mouse

That mouse is a rat, don't trust him. We would have recruting violations up the wazoo (promises to light parades), plus he would try to turn our offense into some crazy theme park ride. It would be childish and cartoony to hire the likes of him.

[Jumbo]

Gill
Graham
Hoke
Dooley

Any one of these 4 would be great with me.

[AWK]

1. Tom Landry -- Coaches in sporty hats are coming back.
2. Bill Walsh -- hey, if the wallet's open anything's possible
3. Gene Simmons -- marketing genius
4. Jimmy Johnson -- He needs the exercise
5. Bear Bryant -- just to piss them off
6. Sarah Palin -  The HCILF
7. Moses (love to see that red sea get parted)
8. Karl Rove -- Made GWB look good, can surely fool people about Chris Todd.
9. Jerry Bruckheimer -- the pre-game trailers would be awesome
10. Michael Bay -- Maybe some of those great transformer robots could get the running game going. And Megan Fox could be a cheerleader. He knows her.

Can we hire a dead person, and if Palin gets the job can I see her titties?

[Kaos]

Can we hire a dead person, and if Palin gets the job can I see her titties?

Bill Walsh is dead too.  But open wallet does mean that you'd pay for reanimation, right?

And only if I get to see them first.

[Kaos]

Gill
Graham
Hoke
Dooley

Any one of these 4 would be great with me.

I'm going to stop complaining soon. But this is such an underwhelming list that my crotch aches. 

[Saniflush]

I'm going to stop complaining soon. But this is such an underwhelming list that my crotch aches. 

Complain as long as you like.  It's your Brian given right as an X'er.

[Snaggletiger]

That mouse is a rat, don't trust him. We would have recruting violations up the wazoo (promises to light parades), plus he would try to turn our offense into some crazy theme park ride. It would be childish and cartoony to hire the likes of him.

Mickey and Minnie were in front of the Judge at their divorce hearing.  The Judge says, "Mr. Mouse, I see you're filing on grounds that Minnie Mouse is crazy".

To which Mickey replies.....wait for it......"No Your Honor, I said she's fucking Goofey."

 

[Saniflush]

Mickey and Minnie were in front of the Judge at their divorce hearing.  The Judge says, "Mr. Mouse, I see you're filing on grounds that Minnie Mouse is crazy".

To which Mickey replies.....wait for it......"No Your Honor, I said she's fucking Goofey."

 

They teach you that in first year elementary, middle school, junior high, high school, law school?

[Snaggletiger]

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

[Kaos]

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

How's the veal?

[Godfather]

But this is such an underwhelming list that my crotch aches. 

Maybe you should go see a doctor about that....or your wife.