1. Tom Landry -- Coaches in sporty hats are coming back.
2. Bill Walsh -- hey, if the wallet's open anything's possible
3. Gene Simmons -- marketing genius
4. Jimmy Johnson -- He needs the exercise
5. Bear Bryant -- just to piss them off
6. Sarah Palin - The HCILF
7. Moses (love to see that red sea get parted)
8. Karl Rove -- Made GWB look good, can surely fool people about Chris Todd.
9. Jerry Bruckheimer -- the pre-game trailers would be awesome
10. Michael Bay -- Maybe some of those great transformer robots could get the running game going. And Megan Fox could be a cheerleader. He knows her.