***TURNER GILL Officially Announced as Auburns Next Head Coach***

[Birmingham]

Nah, I'm just shittin' you.  Y'all still don't have a coach.

[Saniflush]

I hate you, but I can't quit you.

[Birmingham]

I hate you, but I can't quit you.

Sorry brother, it was a slow Wednesday and I couldn't resist.

[Saniflush]

I would be doing the same thing.

[Ogre]

Nah, I'm just shittin' you.  Y'all still don't have a coach.

There is a special place in hell for people like you. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

There is a special place in hell for people like you. 

Ironically it's called Tuscaloosa there too. 

[Thrilla]

There is a special place in hell for people like you. 

I'm not sure the Dark Lord himself wants anything to do with this guy.

[Snaggletiger]

May a band of crazed camel jockeys give your sister a hysterectomy.

[Birmingham]

I do like Turner Gill if it's any consolation (I know it's not).  It would be hard for me to hate your new coach if it was him.  The guy has character dripping from him.

[ssgaufan]

And you have splooge dripping from you.

[Jumbo]

I do like Turner Gill if it's any consolation (I know it's not).  It would be hard for me to hate your new coach if it was him.  The guy has character dripping from him.

Like the cum drippin' off your chin?

[Birmingham]

Maybe I should have said Turner Gill is a man of Character, bunch of pervs. (skeet skeet)

[AWK]

I agree, but God only knows what our autistic AD is up to.

[Snaggletiger]

I agree, but God only knows what our autistic AD is up to.

Why do you hate artists?

[AWK]

Why do you hate artists?

Because I can't paint worth a shit, and I don't know where I am half the time.