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In a single day
« on: December 08, 2008, 11:39:53 PM »
this has become my favorite Auburn board.  I came here to try some quick wit and enjoy an atmosphere I wouldn't be censored in.  What I have found is people who hate me and that I hate equally back.  People who can kiss my ass and people who would feel good telling me to kiss theirs.  I have found the people I pretty much tailgated with at the Ironbowl. 

I don't know if it's the valium/vicotin cocktail I ate a little bit ago or the freedom from censorship that has given me a hard on but either way it is unfortunate for all of you that I think you will be seeing more of me around here.

Dick off, each and every one of you.  You have the best Auburn board on the net.
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 11:46:56 PM »
In a single day, 147,361 Alabama flags miraculously disappeared from cars in the state. Most cars were flying eight.

Must be some kind of alien conspiracy. I can't imagine how they could all have simultaneously disappeared. 

I drove through a mall parking lot tonight just to verify.  I pass the mall on the way home every day.  Last weekend, the lot was littered with flags. Every third car had some kind of magnet, sticker, flag or something. I circled the parking lot twice tonight and there was not one single flag.  Not ONE. A week ago there were hundreds. Today ZERO.

B'ham, that's fucking pathetic in anybody's book.
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 11:54:22 PM »
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In a single day, 147,361 Alabama flags miraculously disappeared from cars in the state.

Maybe it wasn't the flags that disappeared, maybe it was the cars.  Never to early to start tailgating in New Orleans.
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 11:57:42 PM »
Maybe it wasn't the flags that disappeared, maybe it was the cars.  Never to early to start tailgating in New Orleans.

The fact that most of them don't have jobs and would title pawn their trailers to do such a thing... maybe.
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 11:58:58 PM »
Oh well, I'll most likely get banned tomorrow, good night all.
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 11:59:42 PM »
this has become my favorite Auburn board.  I came here to try some quick wit and enjoy an atmosphere I wouldn't be censored in.  What I have found is people who hate me and that I hate equally back.  People who can kiss my ass and people who would feel good telling me to kiss theirs.  I have found the people I pretty much tailgated with at the Ironbowl. 

I don't know if it's the valium/vicotin cocktail I ate a little bit ago or the freedom from censorship that has given me a hard on but either way it is unfortunate for all of you that I think you will be seeing more of me around here.

Dick off, each and every one of you.  You have the best Auburn board on the net.
Just as long as you completely understand that we will cut you no slack, that we will mock, ridicule, belittle and denegrate each and every possible comment you will ever make with regards to that cesspool of a "university" whose so-called football team you support... no matter what, no matter when, no matter how.  So when we do, there had better not be any whining, kvetching, bitching or moaning from you about how mean and unfair and hateful we are.  Because?  When it comes to bammer, we ARE mean and unfair and hateful, not to mention spiteful, malicious, nasty, merciless, cruel, brutal and coldblooded.  We wish nothing but pestilence, plague, ruin, misfortune and failure on your "school", your "program", your "process" and your "fanbase" - now and forevermore, amen.

With that understanding... you are welcome to hang out.  We don't ban people from this site for being bammer assholes.

Fuck bammer.
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 12:04:24 AM »
In a single day, 147,361 Alabama flags miraculously disappeared from cars in the state. Most cars were flying eight.

Must be some kind of alien conspiracy. I can't imagine how they could all have simultaneously disappeared. 

I drove through a mall parking lot tonight just to verify.  I pass the mall on the way home every day.  Last weekend, the lot was littered with flags. Every third car had some kind of magnet, sticker, flag or something. I circled the parking lot twice tonight and there was not one single flag.  Not ONE. A week ago there were hundreds. Today ZERO.

B'ham, that's fucking pathetic in anybody's book.

None of the Bammer women could make it to the mall that day because they didn't want to explain the "I fell down the stairs" story again. 
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 03:18:13 AM »
Oh well, I'll most likely get banned tomorrow, good night all.
No banning around here, you need to go to that faggot ass site Aun if you want to get banned!
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 05:09:29 PM »
Just as long as you completely understand that we will cut you no slack, that we will mock, ridicule, belittle and denegrate each and every possible comment you will ever make with regards to that cesspool of a "university" whose so-called football team you support... no matter what, no matter when, no matter how.  So when we do, there had better not be any whining, kvetching, bitching or moaning from you about how mean and unfair and hateful we are.  Because?  When it comes to bammer, we ARE mean and unfair and hateful, not to mention spiteful, malicious, nasty, merciless, cruel, brutal and coldblooded.  We wish nothing but pestilence, plague, ruin, misfortune and failure on your "school", your "program", your "process" and your "fanbase" - now and forevermore, amen.

With that understanding... you are welcome to hang out.  We don't ban people from this site for being bammer assholes.

Fuck bammer.
Ditto Fuck the turds!!!
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2008, 05:26:52 PM »
this has become my favorite Auburn board.  I came here to try some quick wit and enjoy an atmosphere I wouldn't be censored in.  What I have found is people who hate me and that I hate equally back.  People who can kiss my ass and people who would feel good telling me to kiss theirs.  I have found the people I pretty much tailgated with at the Ironbowl. 

I don't know if it's the valium/vicotin cocktail I ate a little bit ago or the freedom from censorship that has given me a hard on but either way it is unfortunate for all of you that I think you will be seeing more of me around here.

Dick off, each and every one of you.  You have the best Auburn board on the net.

You wish you could quit us. 
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Re: In a single day
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 08:02:17 AM »
Just as long as you completely understand that we will cut you no slack, that we will mock, ridicule, belittle and denegrate each and every possible comment you will ever make with regards to that cesspool of a "university" whose so-called football team you support... no matter what, no matter when, no matter how.  So when we do, there had better not be any whining, kvetching, bitching or moaning from you about how mean and unfair and hateful we are.  Because?  When it comes to bammer, we ARE mean and unfair and hateful, not to mention spiteful, malicious, nasty, merciless, cruel, brutal and coldblooded.  We wish nothing but pestilence, plague, ruin, misfortune and failure on your "school", your "program", your "process" and your "fanbase" - now and forevermore, amen.

With that understanding... you are welcome to hang out.  We don't ban people from this site for being bammer assholes.

Fuck bammer.

I gotta go rub one out.
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