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[AUChizad]

I gotta know some background info on that pic.

[Lurking Tiger]

I gotta know some background info on that pic.

My post-op picture.

[fred]

Please excuse Chizzad, he hasn't seen many hooters.  Outside of his own bitch titties, that is. 

[AUChizad]

Please excuse Chizzad, he hasn't seen many hooters.  Outside of his own bitch titties, that is. 

The only Hooters you've seen outside of the Internet are the ones on Lakeshore Dr. and Hwy 280.

[Tiger Six]

The only Hooters you've seen outside of the Internet are the ones on Lakeshore Dr. and Hwy 280.

 

You're straight up Dane Cook today, Chad. 

[Ogre]

Holy shit, did Randall just use an emoticon?

[D-Day]

Holy shit, did Randall just use an emoticon?

Yeah, he did. What a pretentious, self serving asshole.

[Jumbo]

Please excuse Chizzad, he hasn't seen many hooters.  Outside of his own bitch titties, that is. 

You never stop talkin shit, tough guy

[fred]

You never stop talkin shit, tough guy

Everyone has to have a niche'. 

What's yours? 

By the way, if anyone knows somewhere I can hold a bachelor party, lemme me know.  We'd like to do it at some like an O'Charley's or TGIFriday's or somewhere like that.  I like to watch the faces of the help when the female cops come in and start stripping.  Anyone know a cool manager of such an establishment that wouldn't freak out and start saying that we were ruining his family business? 

Also, I want to get some black and white pictures of my wedding party made.  We will pose like the frickin' Sopranos.  Guns and shit and everything. 

I'm Paulie Walnuts, just to clarify.  Howard will play the part of Big Pussy. 

[Saniflush]

I'm Paulie Walnuts, just to clarify.  Howard will play the part of Big Pussy. 

You know if I could get to you right now I would beat you like a runaway slave.

[Lurking Tiger]

You know if I could get to you right now I would beat you like a runaway slave.

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[fred]

You know if I could get to you right now I would beat you like a runaway slave.

I am reporting you to the mods for being an internet tough guy!  Stop picking on me!  You're really getting on my nerves!

What are you going to do, pull some of that Marine secret hand to hand shit on me? 

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

[Saniflush]

No those just got the flies shooed off of them.  For .30 a day though you can feed them.

[Saniflush]

I am reporting you to the mods for being an internet tough guy!  Stop picking on me!  You're really getting on my nerves!

What are you going to do, pull some of that Marine secret hand to hand shit on me? 

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Next time I see you I am going to hold you down and make you get the sweat off Chad's balls with your tongue.

[Ogre]

I doubt you'd have to hold him down.

[Saniflush]

I doubt you'd have to hold him down.

True dat.

[fred]

True dat.

Everyone here is assuming that Chadlick has balls. I've heard differently...

[AUChizad]

 
Man, you're almost as funny as your idols.
Maybe they can get you on the next Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

[Pell City Tiger]

Next time I see you I am going to hold you down and make you get the sweat off Chad's balls with your tongue.

Use grape jelly and you won't have to hold him down.

[fred]

Use grape jelly and you won't have to hold him down.

No, no, no.  Use hot stuff.

Rub your balls down with some jalepeno juice. 

I like it hot!