And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???

Birmingham · « **on:** December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM »

Your coach beats us 6 years in a row. He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high. Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this. If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible. There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years. Unbelievable! Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:33:59 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM

Your coach beats us 6 years in a row. He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high. Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this. If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible. There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years. Unbelievable! Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

As kindly as I can put this:

Shove a hot iron up your fucking ass.

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:36:05 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM

Your coach beats us 6 years in a row. He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high. Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this. If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible. There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years. Unbelievable! Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

Congratulations, you Croomed us.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:36:43 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM

Your coach beats us 6 years in a row. He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high. Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this. If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible. There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years. Unbelievable! Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

Shut the fuck up.

Why do you think you are the measuring stick for Auburn football? It has NOTHING to do with Bama football. You fuckers think that we had 6 years of euphoria because we beat your sorry ass team. You get ONE fucking year of relevance and somehow that makes you an important figure of the last ten years of college football.

One loss to you cousin grinders doesn't change Auburn football. 7 losses in one year does. Unable to recruit the way we SHOULD be recruiting causes changes. Losing to Vanderbilt causes changes. Starting 1-2 in a year that you should be a top 15 team causes changes. Losing three straight to Georgia causes changes.

Losing once to you fuckholes causes us to get ornery.

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:37:24 PM »

And it's also possible that Tony Franklin is laughing his white fat ass off right now.

Kaos · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM

Your coach beats us 6 years in a row. He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high. Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this. If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible. There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years. Unbelievable! Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

Go fuck yourself, you dumbass bammer.

You're absolutely right. Losing to Alabama had nothing to do with it. It was just one brick in a big wall.

What did Tuberville in was a long pattern of failing to live up to promise. Alabama is insignificant in the grand scheme.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:38:20 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM

Your coach beats us 6 years in a row. He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high. Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this. If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible. There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years. Unbelievable! Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

Oh, the ego!!!

You really think that a loss to Arky, Ole Miss, two straight to LSU, an ass kicking by Georgia, and a mid-season firing of an offensive coordinator had NOTHING to do with it? That it was all the loss last weekend?

What a freaking egomaniacal idiot.

Yeah - it was all about bammer. Sure.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:39:06 PM »

Franklin's unemployed ass you mean. He's a root cause...

Fuck you Birmingham, you say nothing and then come here now? You are a low peice of fucking scum.

This firing was all about a lot more than you fuckholes in West Vance.

Birmingham · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:39:19 PM »

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Why do you think you are the measuring stick for Auburn football? It has NOTHING to do with Bama football. You fuckers think that we had 6 years of euphoria because we beat your sorry ass team. You get ONE fucking year of relevance and somehow that makes you an important figure of the last ten years of college football.

One loss to you cousin grinders doesn't change Auburn football. 7 losses in one year does. Unable to recruit the way we SHOULD be recruiting causes changes. Losing to Vanderbilt causes changes. Starting 1-2 in a year that you should be a top 15 team causes changes. Losing three straight to Georgia causes changes.

Losing once to you fuckholes causes us to get ornery.

Keep talking until you're blue in the face, I don't really care. Just know this simple FACT: If Auburn beat Alabama this year than Tommy Tuberville isn't fired and returns next year with his job intact.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:40:32 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:39:19 PM

Keep talking until you're blue in the face, I don't really care. Just know this simple FACT: If Auburn beat Alabama this year than Tommy Tuberville isn't fired and returns next year with his job intact.

Bullshit - he would have just gone out on top against you assholes.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:41:09 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:39:19 PM

Keep talking until you're blue in the face, I don't really care. Just know this simple FACT: If Auburn beat Alabama this year than Tommy Tuberville isn't fired and returns next year with his job intact.

And if Mike Shula had beaten Auburn in 2006, he might still be stroking Bear Bryant's statue in Tuscaloosa.

Birmingham · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:41:30 PM »

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Bullshit - he would have just gone out on top against you assholes.

Absolutley wrong.

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:41:30 PM

Absolutley wrong.

You're a fucking egotistical idiot. This decision was made weeks ago.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:41:30 PM

Absolutley wrong.

ALL HAIL THE INFINTE WISDOM OF THE ALLMIGHTY BAMMER!!!

I guess I missed the part where Jay Jacobs told you that over an iced latte and scones...

Birmingham · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:49:07 PM »

Don't hate when you get your fair dose of "fired coach ribbing". We've had enough of it in our past few years. By the way, it might not be a bad idea to keep all of your new avatars. The coaching pool is shallow this year, being Florida fans might suit you better.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:52:18 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:49:07 PM

The coaching pool is shallow this year,

Kind of like the gene pool in T-town.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:49:07 PM

Don't hate when you get your fair dose of "fired coach ribbing". We've had enough of it in our past few years. By the way, it might not be a bad idea to keep all of your new avatars. The coaching pool is shallow this year, being Florida fans might suit you better.

Fired coach ribbing? Boy, you really can't count, can you?

Auburn - one coach in ten years...

Alabama - too many to count in half the time...

You guys were a national laughing stock in terms of the coaching carousel. Not to mention that all Tubs did was fail to deliver - he didn't hit his secretary, sleep with his secretary, sleep with nasty hookers, or have the inability to coach his &*#^$#*% way out of a wet paper bag...

Birmingham · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:58:53 PM »

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Fired coach ribbing? Boy, you really can't count, can you?

Auburn - one coach in ten years...

Alabama - too many to count in half the time...

You guys were a national laughing stock in terms of the coaching carousel. Not to mention that all Tubs did was fail to deliver - he didn't hit his secretary, sleep with his secretary, sleep with nasty hookers, or have the inability to coach his &*#^$#*% way out of a wet paper bag...

You're obviously a dumbass. That was my entire complete point. We've received the ribbing from countless fired coaches and now that it's happened to you, you get it. Not sure that even explained it, maybe it did. Probably not though.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2008, 06:00:07 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:58:53 PM

You're obviously a dumbass. That was my entire complete point. We've received the ribbing from countless fired coaches and now that it's happened to you, you get it. Not sure that even explained it, maybe it did. Probably not though.

Nope, you're still an ignorant fuckstick comparing one to your many. Fucking idiot.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2008, 06:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:58:53 PM

You're obviously a dumbass. That was my entire complete point. We've received the ribbing from countless fired coaches and now that it's happened to you, you get it. Not sure that even explained it, maybe it did. Probably not though.

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." Matthew 7:3-5

Seemed fitting