Your daily wtf is wrong with this world article

[Catphish Tilly]

I'm not even sure what to say.  Just disturbing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1202081minn1.html

Teens Charged In Nursing Home Abuse
Cops: Female caregivers spat on, spanked, humiliated infirm elderly
 DECEMBER 2--A group of teenagers working at a Minnesota nursing home abused and sexually humiliated elderly residents suffering from Alzheimer's disease and dementia, prosecutors allege. The six young female caregivers were named yesterday in criminal complaints charging them with a variety of cruel behavior at the Good Samaritan Society nursing home in Albert Lea, a city in southern Minnesota. Only two of those charged--Brianna Broitzman, 19, and Ashton Larson, 18--are named in the complaints since they were not minors when the alleged abuse occurred. According to District Court complaints filed against Broitzman (pictured above left) and Larson (above right), nursing home residents were spat upon, spanked, improperly touched, and tormented by the teenagers earlier this year. Excerpts of the misdemeanor complaints can be found below. Broitzman allegedly poked one resident's breasts, spit into the mouth of another elderly person, and "put her bare butt" in the face of a Good Samaritan Society resident identified as "S.W." Larson once "inserted her finger into a resident's rectum," spit water on another "vulnerable adult," and would deliberately bathe a resident in a rough manner so the elderly man would get an erection. The minor caregivers are identified in the complaints by their initials and dates of birth. Broitzman, charged with 11 criminal counts, and Larson, charged with 10 counts, face a year in jail or up to a year in jail on each of the raps. (8 pages)

[Tarheel]

I'm not even sure what to say.  Just disturbing.

...

There's nothing TO say.  These teens ought to be publicly flogged and so should the person(s) in charge of this Nursing Home who are responsible for these vermin.

Disgusting.

[AUTailgatingRules]

If they like older guys, I'm available for their next sponge bath.  OK I'm going to hell but the one on the left is pretty hot

[AUChizad]

I'm not even sure what to say.  Just disturbing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1202081minn1.html

Teens Charged In Nursing Home Abuse
Cops: Female caregivers spat on, spanked, humiliated infirm elderly
 DECEMBER 2--A group of teenagers working at a Minnesota nursing home abused and sexually humiliated elderly residents suffering from Alzheimer's disease and dementia, prosecutors allege. The six young female caregivers were named yesterday in criminal complaints charging them with a variety of cruel behavior at the Good Samaritan Society nursing home in Albert Lea, a city in southern Minnesota. Only two of those charged--Brianna Broitzman, 19, and Ashton Larson, 18--are named in the complaints since they were not minors when the alleged abuse occurred. According to District Court complaints filed against Broitzman (pictured above left) and Larson (above right), nursing home residents were spat upon, spanked, improperly touched, and tormented by the teenagers earlier this year. Excerpts of the misdemeanor complaints can be found below. Broitzman allegedly poked one resident's breasts, spit into the mouth of another elderly person, and "put her bare butt" in the face of a Good Samaritan Society resident identified as "S.W." Larson once "inserted her finger into a resident's rectum," spit water on another "vulnerable adult," and would deliberately bathe a resident in a rough manner so the elderly man would get an erection. The minor caregivers are identified in the complaints by their initials and dates of birth. Broitzman, charged with 11 criminal counts, and Larson, charged with 10 counts, face a year in jail or up to a year in jail on each of the raps. (8 pages)

You forgot the most important part.

[Pell City Tiger]

Broitzman allegedly .... spit into the mouth of another elderly person, and "put her bare butt" in the face of a Good Samaritan Society resident identified as "S.W." Larson once "inserted her finger into a resident's rectum," ... and would deliberately bathe a resident in a rough manner so the elderly man would get an erection.

Damn, kinky and hot. Sounds like a fun date.

/takes a seat beside Mark on the hell express

[Jumbo]

Damn, kinky and hot. Sounds like a fun date.

/takes a seat beside Mark on the hell express

Can I drive?

[GarMan]

As I read some of that, this is the first thing that came to mind...
Stewie Griffin: [there is a heat wave in Quahog] Brian, spit on me.
Brian Griffin: [spits on Stewie]
Stewie Griffin: Yes, now tell me I'm scum.
Brian Griffin: [pause] How's that going to help cool you off?
Stewie Griffin: Huh?

Seriously, I wonder how much of that is true.  Many of those complaints seem just a little outrageous.  

[Buzz Killington]

I would let them give me a sponge bath.

[Kaos]

I'd take the spit in the mouth and maybe even the assfinger.  From either or both. 

[Saniflush]

I'd take the spit in the mouth and maybe even the assfinger.  From either or both. 

Snowball.

[Kaos]

Snowball.

There are limits.  I'd have to see them naked first.  And they'd both have to be involved. 

[wesfau2]

Snowball.

Try not to suck any dick on your way to the car!

[Saniflush]

Try not to suck any dick on your way to the car!

Why am I not surprised that you are the only one to snare that one?

[AUChizad]

Why am I not surprised that you are the only one to snare that one?

Did you doubt me??

[Saniflush]

Did you doubt me??

"You're a sweet boy, but you ain't exactly what dey call college material"

[wesfau2]

"You're a sweet boy, but you ain't exactly what dey call college material"

He don't have what you call da "social skillz".

[Tiger Wench]

He don't have what you call da "social skillz".

Nah, he just gots what dey call de "social diz-eeze".

[Ogre]

Abused?!?  The hell you say!

When I'm old and in a nursing home, I'd be happy for one of these whores to spit on my mouth, give me a shocker and rub on my old penis until I got a boner.  I say these girls deserve some kind of medal or something.

[Pell City Tiger]

Abused?!?  The hell you say!

When I'm old and in a nursing home, I'd be happy for one of these whores to spit on my mouth, give me a shocker and rub on my old penis until I got a boner.  I say these girls deserve some kind of medal or something.

I agree. This is community service at its finest. Besides, the old geezers had Alzheimer's and dementia. How could they possibly remember enough to be pissed about it?