List of reasons why you love the Gators

[AWK]

1. Foreskins

2. Urban Meyer is emotional and in touch with his feminine side.

3. Jorts

4. The chomp is the most heterosexual cheer.

5. They are going to beat the pants off of Alabama, and win the SEC along with the Jorts National championship.

[Ranger12]

All of the above, and double on #3 and #5.

Also, I want to be just like Tim Tebow when I grow up.

[Kaos]

10.  Galen Hall. Great name.

9. Big fake Florida titties

8. Erin Andrews

7. Gatorade

6. Big real Florida titties

5. The main school contact address is Tigert hall.  That's almost TigerX.

4. Visors are cool again

3. John Reaves is Lane Kiffin's wife's daddy.  Awesome sperm.

2. Emmit Smith cried on the sidelines after Reggie Slack and Shayne Wasden connected for 25 yards and a TD on fourth and 17 with 25 seconds left in 1989. Smith only had 86 yards rushing (he averaged 161).

1. Kerwin Bell's moustache.

[Tiger Wench]

1.  Tim Tebow makes me tingle where my jorts go... (at least for this week).

2.  They are the team playing the turds this weekend.

3.  They are the team who is going to beat the turds this weekend.

4.  Their colors are at least in the orange and blue family.

5.  Urban Myer is an asshole, but he is HOT HOT HOT...

6.  Urban Myer is an asshole, but he is less of an asshole than Nick the Dick.

7.  Auburn beat Florida the last two times we played them, and it will be nice to remind bammer fans of that after they lose to the Gators on Saturday.

[Buzz Killington]

1.  Kerwin Bell
2.  Galen Hall
3.  The Zooker
4.  They have 6 hotties for every one at F$U
5.  Snowbird fans

[Catphish Tilly]

Apparently no one thanks the big Tebow upstairs for hair gel but me...

[AUTailgatingRules]

1.  UF chicks look great in tight Daisy Duke Jorts

2.  They are the last chance to humble the necks

[AUChizad]

Apparently no one thanks the big Tebow upstairs for hair gel but me...

Also, the word "Bro", or its bastardization "Bra".

Maybe they didn't invent it, but they might as well have.

[Godfather]

1. My wife is a Gator.
2. They have an offense and a defense. (pssst Texas and OU)
3. Their colors are orange and blue
4. A hottie that works in my office went there.
5. They destroyed the Ohio State University
6. Erin Andrews
7. They will destroy uat
8. I would rather have the Gators playing for the MNC than the satan turds.
9. Tim Tebow will cure cancer
10. They have a coach with the first name Urban